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I unknowingly ate bacon bits :yukh: I was getting myself a salad from a salad bar and got to the part where they have dressings and condiments. So I see these dark red looking thingies and read the label. I have no idea how I missd the correct label for what I was looking at and read the one for sunflower seeds. Know I have had sunflower seeds hundreds of times but for that bloody minute it seems that all memory of sunflower seeds was erased from my mind and I;m thinking wow I didn;t know they were red…they look crushed up, wonder why I never saw them before. So I think i’ll sprinkle some on the salad and decide to taste them first. So I sprinkled the tip of the spoons worth of them in a spot and tasted them. I can;t figure out the taste but it seems more meaty then seedy and I’m just thinking why it tastes weird. Meanwhile I am still reading the labels and I see ‘Bacon Bits’. I had swallowed what I tasted by then but hurried to the bathroom and rinsed out my mouth.
Any incidents of stupidity anyone would like to share???
Yes I have another but that wasn;t stupidity, nothing on my part really. Just a mistake. When I was a kid, in primary school. There was some party sort of thing going on in my class and all the kids were getting food and stuff so I took a sandwich too. First bite and I knew something was terribly wrong with the taste. But I was so afraid that I just threw it away and never asked the teacher what was in it. I was too afraid thinking that if I confirmed that I had eaten pork I would definitely go to hell so I just let it be. This is probably the first time I have spoken about it!
I hate a hamburger in kindergarten, which a fellow classmate pointed out to me was really a HAMburger. I thought hamburgers were made from beef, always.
Needless to say I didn’t finish my lunch and was bhooki during recess.
Pintoo you should be glad that I didn;t start another thread on bombings and killings and bloodshed.
UTD what else can they be made off? they were a very deep red and looked somewhat like that red 'supari' something u surely don;t know of. Maybe Queer can explain it in English.
Kaleem tell tell.
PCG I starved for the rest of that day too as opposed to today. A simple rinse and voila!
Southhall lads: biggest bunch of chicorai you will EVER see.
Was strutting my stuff down south hall. (eek). Wearing new heels (super eek). i was looking for some new clothes for a wedding. So i naturally got distracted by the dummies clothes in the window of Daminis (a boutique)
My heels got caught in my trousers. I tripped over my own feet to land at the heels of a group of 10 “Southall lads”. With a prompt “hai allah jee” I got up and ran so fast the guys stood there like for the next couple of mins. (I hid inbetween the tomatos in the grocery store )
When I was much younger and sillier and had just started to wear a dupatta, I was walking to my chachas house with my mum which was like a 15 min walk from my home. I don’t know when my dupatta slipped off and I kept walking on. about 15-20 yards or so later I realised it was gone and walked back to find it on the ground.
I can only hope it was something kosher. I won;t feel at ease until I have brushed my teeth honestly!
Another one, I was at my best friends house and she insisted that I try some stuff thather mother had made for lunch. Don;t kno what it was but I tried it and she turned to go to the kitchen. Due to its awful taste I made a grimmace 10 times worse than the food itself and at that very momentmy friend turned around! I politely asked for water saying i took too big a bite and can;t swallow it. I know she must have realised there was more to it than that!
for the next couple of mins. (I hid inbetween the tomatos in the grocery store )
