Re: Best places to meet prospective desis
This happened a few days ago.
I walked into this health/supplement shop and saw this promotions table. Usually they have a masha allah healthy body builder type khatoon their and so a chin-wag is always a joy. 
This time around there was a tundoroost bhai jaan manning the table. I was disappointed and started to walk away. Well, the bhai jaan caught me with a hello and introduced himself. So I responded. Bhai Jaan decided to guess my ethnicity. I gave him three tries. “Lebanese”? No. “Syrian?”. No. “Turkish?” No. Then I told the tundoroost bhai jaan that he’d lost the sale because he didn’t guess my ethnicity. Bhai jaan tried to weasle me into listening to him furhter. I firmly told him that his unkil Luxy had to shop and was in a hurry. Khuda Hafiz.