...Badshah Salamat/Shikra... [Merged]

amma sharm karo :emmy:

ab jawan jahan larkay baadshah salamat ki goud main bathain to aik to logon ko ghalat khayalaat aain gey doosray baadshah salamat ki taang waghaira bhi toot sakti hai

:emmy: sari kaneezein aap rakhein ge to hum yahan murabba banaein ge beth kar?:aq:

:shikra: ap ka bhi juwaab nahi hai

aur gode hum nahi le saktay..baap aur beta ek umar ke hoon ge to hamari awam kya kahe gi:aq:

suneein hai , aaj is par yakeen bhi ho gea:shikra:

dun worry … I am khud kafeel in having chamchays … you know it :wink:

carry on… See you there :-p

Mujhe badshah salamat ki gaud mein bethney ka shauq bhi nahi, yeh mausoof chust pajama pahen kar rakhtey hain :nono4:

Chalein phir aap mujhe wazeer wagera hi rakh lein, mein pakorey deliver kar aaya karoonga :omg:

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:hmmm: mulk ne waqai tarakki kar li hai

pakooroon ka to pata nahi par hum chatni achi banatay hain:shikra:

bana ke dekhain aap ki:aq:

Aalijah aap tou foran ghussa kar jaatey hain :shikra: Chalein aayen chal kar baagh mein chehal qadmi kartey hain.

HYE ALLAH MAR JAON GUDH KHAKE… kon he woh bud naseb :stuck_out_tongue:

shikoo/… ache mood me ho islie poorane doston ko bhula dia :stuck_out_tongue: jao jake meri awaz suno voice gall me

Uff baba bhulaya kisney hai :frusty: Tum hi daawaton mein masroof ho :naraz:

humein naam lete hue sharam aati hai:blush:

bhaag main to hum sirf malika aliyah ke shaath chaltay hain:shikra:

mairy khayal main baagh aap hazraat ki ‘chehal’ qadmi ka mutahammil nahin ho sakta… hathyon ki larai main nuqsaan bahar soorat ghaas ka hi hota hai

Chalein aap malika k saath chale jaaein, merey saath aik aadhi kaneez rawana kar dein :shikra:

Aap ka kahney ka matlab hai k hamarey badshah salamat aik haathi hain :hmmm:

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kon malika azam huzoor......

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:aq: tu ph CALL q nahi ki pm q nahi kia mail q nahi ki :aj:

aqal mand kay liye ishaara kaafi hai… aur saath main aap ko bhi shaamil kiya tha main nain

aap nahin hain iss liye be-fikar rahin

pehli shaadi khumar say hui thi hamari magar ab wo is shaadi ko shadi nahi mannti:hinna:

:mad: gustakh!!!

:snooty: ab ek kya adhi kaneez bhi na mile gi

Phone bhi kar sakta hoon, PM bhi kar sakta hoon, lekin mail kaisey karoon :hmmm: or you mean e-mail? :hmmm:

Mujhe aqalmand kahney ka shukriya chacha jaan :hugz:

Badshah salamat aap biryani tanawal farmaaein gey kia? :shikra: Aur aapko haathi meney nahi, chacha ney kaha tha :frowning:

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Ghalib sahab acha hua aap khud hi mehal main tashreef lay aaye

ek aadh ghazal hi jae to kya baat hogi:shikra:

Re: …Badshah Salamat/Shikra… [Merged]

badshah toi 100 shadyan kerte hein abhi apki 99 buchi hoi he kisi se bhi kerte rahei njab tak dil khush na ho :slight_smile:

email shikoo… wht u eman me mail me tumhe apne apko post kerne ki keh rahi hon :rotfl: khauf khao mrs shikii jaan nikal denge