Re: Bad Weddings
Alhumdulillah I’ve never been to one… but heard one from my Mum (it happened before my Mum was married, the ppl lived in her street)… i’ll shorten it to dot points:
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family was financially a bit unsettled, parents passed away, brother decides to save up for his sister’s wedding… did the best he could and got together jeheiz for her and what not
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come the wedding day… the jeheiz has ALREADY been sent to the dulha’s house. @ the Nikah ka time… the moulvi is stopped from proceeding and the groom makes a stupid demand; he wants a motorised scooter… and the bride’s poor brother was like “i dont have any more money”. Woh cheap dulha arh gaya and said that if i dont get a scooter then i won’t say “yes”… on top the groom’s father also backed his pathetic son up!
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the buzzurg come in and they decide to tie the broom and his father up for being such pricks! ppl start throwing things at 'em, old ladies take off their jooti’s and start hitting, cursing, u name it… the groom’s uncle runs to the police station to get help!
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the police came, found out what had happened, and decided to add a personal touch and gave the groom a stick or two. and told the rest of the ppl to knock themselves out bashing the groom up
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they decided to call the wedding off (shukr) and some of the ppl went to retrieve the jeheiz, and got it back peacefully enuf.
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an old uncle from the mohalla said “yeh bachi dulhan ban ke beithi hai, aur yeh aaj apney susraal hi mein lotey gi”… so he went home, woke up his jawan son and said “son, you’re getting married”… brought his son to the hall… the nikah was carried out and I am praying that they lived happily ever after,
