Bad Jokes

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Why sharks dont eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy!

Professional jokes are the best arent they :-s

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Khumar: LMAO @ badabum bishhhhhh :D

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lol

A joke that my cousin told me, which I think she got from a popsicle stick:

Where is the biggest pencil?

In Pencil-vania :smack:

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^ Which implies that

The world’s shortest police is in Muniya’Police

:chai:

^:rotfl:

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ROTFL! !

and lol @ BADABUM BIISH! khumz :rotfl:

Aik larka keecherr main gir gaya …:fatee:

Dekha kitna bad joke tha…

:rotfl: :smiley:

:blush:

oh oh i heard a couple of other bad jokes. i can’t remember then now :bummer: sighs.

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Guy calls girls - and after some chit chat - she tells him some address
(or number or whatever)

Girl hears heavy breathing on the phone and is totally disgusted

"U Cheep bustard - what do you think you are doing :mad: "
“Dont worry schweet haart - I dont have a pen and paper
so I am breathing on the glass and writing on it with my finger”

:smack: