hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha 
this was soooooooooooo stupidddddddddd 
lolllllll 
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recycling some of my favourites:
A guy walks into an empty bar and says, "Hey, Bartender, give me a drink." So the guy sits down, sipping his drink, when he hears a small voice, "I like your tie."
The man turns to the bartender and says, "Did you say something?"
"No, I didn't say anything," says the bartender.
The man shrugs it off. And again he hears the small voice call out,
"Your hair looks really nice."
The man turns to the bartender and asks.
"There it goes again, didn't you hear that?"
"No, replied the bartender, "I didn't hear anything."
Once again, the man returns to his drink when he hears,
"Gee, that suit looks great on you."
"Bartender!" exclaimed the man, "I am absolutely sure I heard something.
What's going on here?"
"Oh", said the bartender. "That must be our peanuts.
They're complimentary."
Two friends were hunting in the woods when they lost their way. Elliot had read that when lost, you fire three times in the air and help will come. So he did. Nothing happened. An hour later he fired three more times. After another hour his friend told him to try a third time.
.. "Okay," said Elliot, "but we're almost out of arrows."
what do you call a cow without legs?
ground beef.
where do you find a cow without legs?
exactly where you left it.
what do you call a cow with three legs?
lean beef.
what do you call a blind reindeer?
no i dear
Two blondes go for a walk in the forest. Now we wouldnt think of perpetuating the stereotype, and we resent the fact that blonde women are thought less intelligent than anyone else. And so did these two. So they're walking, discussing life, nature, both being amatuer wildlife enthusiasts. They come across some tracks.
One says "I know these tracks. They're moose tracks"
The other says "You're close, but they're actually elk tracks"
The first says "I lived in the forest with my grandfather. He taught me a lot about wildlife. They're moose tracks"
And so they argue back and forth for quite a bit. And then a train runs over them.
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she ****s on you!"
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Why did i choose the nick “Prince Ali”? 
bcoz the nick “Ali” was already taken 
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that is a bad joke :no:
sajal that joke is so cute! 
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where does dracula keep his money?
at the blood bank
badabum bishhhhhhh
How do you get a pizza to move?
You say "Pizza HUT!"
oh god our family does these types of corny jokes all the time LOL
like when I told my chacha we were staying at the Hyatt, he jumped and said itna ghussa na karo.
:D
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Dulha bhai to saali right around his anniversary....
Dulha bhai ......."why didn't you warn me what a mess I was getting myself into"?
Saali ......."Well I had to get rid of her somehow".
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hahah ouch!
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wats in ur leaf-afa
a leaf
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whats the difference between a miss and mrs
very simple
as long as you continue missing she remains miss
afterwards mrs
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Q: What does one ant said to another when she fell down from hill over an elephant?
A: Masal daai masal daiiiiii bach k na jayeee
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yar what kind of jokes are they? mujhay tuo hansi nahi aa rahi :-(
where does dracula keep his money?
at the blood bank
badabum bishhhhhhh
lol thats a good one
Dulha bhai to saali right around his anniversary....
Dulha bhai ......."why didn't you warn me what a mess I was getting myself into"?
Saali ......."Well I had to get rid of her somehow".
nice:biggthumb
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what do you call a mouse without cheese?
cheeeeeseless!
bwahahahaha!
ok dude i know...bad joke :o
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.