Bad Jokes

Perhaps a sticky can be made on this one?

This forum has been reserved for good jokes, but now I gues it is time for bad ones … so here I go:

Why is banana skin on the floor like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp then you might B flat … hehehehe

What did the police man say to the robber who was caught with only his underwear on?
You’re under a vest … hah haha hahaha

Now you turn for bad jokes

Peace

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haha these are so cheesy :D

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mention bad joke and phatti will come

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  • What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
  • Justice Fingers.

  • What do clouds wear under their clothes?

  • Thunderware.

  • What is hail?

  • Hard-boiled rain.

  • What's the strongest bird?

  • A crane.

  • What insect is good at math?

  • An account-ant.

  • How did the artist paint a picture?

  • Easel-y.

  • How do French poodles greet each other?

  • Bone-jour.

  • How do you have a party in outer space?

  • You plan-et.

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what do u call a bad joke?

→ jokes forum.

what is the opposite of good english?

→ Saieen :chai:

:D

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What clothes do dogs wear?

Kutta pyjama

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:smack:

:hehe:

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Why do umm newborn ducks walk softly?

Because they can’'t walk hardly :bummer:

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oh lord that **is **a bad joke :cb:

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:rotfl: I know right :snooty:

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Q--How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A - One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Or Alternate answer-- Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

The reason its a bad joke is...it talks bad about men!!!:D

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ROFL..

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What did the policeman say to the robber who was wearing barely nothing?

"You are under a vest"

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Person A .. I say, I say, I say, How does one confuse an idiot?

Person B .. I don't know how does one confuse an idiot?

Person A .. Idiot!

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How do you get a pizza to move?

You say "Pizza HUT!"

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Q:- What do you get when you cross a Sheep and a Kangaroo ?
**A:- **A wooly jumper.

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one more ? ...okay.

Q:- How do you make an egg roll ?
A:- You push it.

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Something my daughter told me yesterday.

Why did the clown leave circus?

Cause he wanted to marry the lady clown.

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Larka Larki say:
Mai apney lips k sath kuch karna chahta hon

Larki dartey hoye: Haan karo

Larka: BbbbbbbbbRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D