one day the guardians of heaven decided to let every person enter who had a really bad day on the day they died. So one person approaches the gate:
guard: tell me about the kind of day you had when u died.
person 1: well i had a longtime suspicion that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to go home early and catch her in the act. I entered my apartment on the 25th floor and started searching for the man. I couldn’t find him anywhere so i went out on the balcony and found him hanging from the wall. I took a hammer and hit him on his fingers. He fell down, then i took the refrigerator and threw it on top of him.
guard lets him in saying that was a pretty rough day.
another person approaches the gate:
guard: did you have a rough day when you died?
person 2: did i ever! see i was out on the balcony of my apartment on the 26th floor leaning against the wall when i fell over but i caught hold of the balcony wall on the 25th floor. As i was thinking of climbing up this guy came out and hit me on my hand with a hammer. i fell down into the bushes and escaped death but then the nutter threw his refrigerator on top of me and killed me.
guard: you sure had a hard day and lets him in.
a third person approaches the gate:
guard: did you have a rough day when you died?
person 3: i sure did… picture this: i was hiding naked in a refrigerator…
i read it somewhere but don’t have the magazine in front of me so wrote it in my own words.
