Worry not, I'll just come to Microderm thread.
Carry on folks...what else can we do to throw Jalebi's cousin off her scent?
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1) Lying to cousin about color/style of clothes
2) Lying to cousin about color/style of clothes.....AND.....providing fake pictures for extra effect
3) Frustrating cousin.......by changing your mind about clothes every other day. "You know how I told you two days ago that I'll be wearing blue.......I'm thinking of doing lime green now. Oooooooh........guess what? I changed my mind again. It's going to be a combination of pink and purple." Muawhahahaha!
4) Condescendingly make her feel clueless about fashion. "Cousin daaaaahling..........the "twin-look" becomes a huge fashion faux-pas past the second grade. Unless you want your outfit to be a means of entertainment for the guests.......I'd show others I'm confident enough to have my own unique style." (catty--I know)
5) Bring cousin's need for competition to her attention. "Cousin.........immitation truly is a form of flattery. Aaaaaaw......you just ALWAYS keep wanting to do whatever i do. Individuality must be difficult for you. Don't tell me your husband looks like mine as well. Or will you name your kids the same as me?"
6) Monkey see....Monkey DO! Give your cousin a taste of her medicine. Copy HER. Copy her body language. Copy what she eats. Copy her laugh. When she goes tot he bathroom.....you do it too. Make it OBVIOUS! If she gets irritated.......tell her, "But I'm only doing what YOU do. You copy my style of clothing. I thought I'd return the favor by copying you. Having fun? I plan to copy your movements for my wedding as well."
7) If you're super evil.........give her horrendous suggestions for clothes. Example: "You know what I would LOVE on my various bridal outfits?......Bows/Ribbons on every square inch of my lehnga. Polka dots for extra flair. Orange lipstick for oomph. Purple contact lens for mystery and seduction. A temporary glitter heart tatoo/sticker on my right cheek for the CUTE FACTOR. And a glittering tiara......so I look like a princess. Oh and the IN-THING now is to add a masculine touch to bridal photographs: posing with a cricket bat or musket.
*************** Don't take the above suggestions seriously. They're just mean in good fun. Be the respectable and dignified person.......and just stick to giving her polite VAGUE answers. Instruct your mom to do the same. It's** Ramadan**.....be nice.....go with polite vagueness. After all, "what goes around comes around."