~~ASN kay Hakeemi Mashwaray ~~ Gadhay kay Falsafiyaana Nuskhay~~

yar asn, jo situation tu ne pesh ki hai, us se to koi third person aise he khushkhabri ke baare main soch sakta hai!

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Kambakht Ishq!

Gadha · February 4, 2002, 1:39am

khubsoorat_khoab · February 4, 2002, 1:53am

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Originally posted by Gadha:
** waisay Aap ki aqal-e-aziz kee shar passandaana resha dawaanioun per aap ko daad dainay ka aur apna sir peetnay kaa shadeed dil chaahata hay…
kaho to aik poori jootiyon ki almari app kae nazar ker doon takae sara gubar nikal layen app, apnae app ko mar mar ker

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**Lo bataao! yaani yeh ab bhee samajhtee hain kay Gadhay, Gadhay nahin hotay, chaalbaz hotay hain…
Aap kia hongee agar raaqim khud hee chaalbaz hay tau???

**
main kiya hoon, is barae main to app ki sooch phunch bhi nahin sakti

**Suno GupShup
kay naao main
naddi
doob chalee
Faqat!
Gadha ba-Qalam khud (actually ba-keyboard’s keys khud

)**

konsi ghupshup ki naddi, aur app nae kiya kaha hai, kahin doob marnae ka to programme nahin, agar hai to mughae itila ker kae marna

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lamhon main baha day, hamain raizon main samaetae
woah kuch bhi kerae phir bhi bikharnae nahin daita
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ab ghoron ko mere signatures per bhi aitraaz honae laga hai:~(

khubsoorat_khoab · February 4, 2002, 2:01am

awwww gadhay, kiya hogaya..you are my favourite gadha in this world (not only ghupshup

)
chalo shabash itnae nahin jalo bhuno, warna koi gadhi nahin milae gi

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lamhon main baha day, hamain raizon main samaetae
woah kuch bhi kerae phir bhi bikharnae nahin daita
    :flower1:

ab ghoron ko mere signatures per bhi aitraaz honae laga hai:~(

Gadha · February 4, 2002, 7:12am

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Originally posted by khubsoorat khoab:
**chalo shabash itnae nahin jalo bhuno, warna koi gadhi nahin milae gi

**
[/quote]

8=/

Samad · February 4, 2002, 7:26am

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Samad · February 4, 2002, 7:34am

or gadhay kuch gaanay bhi roz gaaya karro achay achay say like “ZOR LAGA KAY HAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or “AATEEE NAHEEEEEEEN”…and “KUCH KUCH HOTA HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

ganon ka asar insaan ki rooh kay saath hota hai , or rooh ka asar insaan kay jisam kay saah, or jisam ka taluq aap kay us beemari kay saatho hota hai…tay Aho

so show some motivation gaana gayooo cheekho pukaroooo ZOR LAGA KAY HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Samad · February 4, 2002, 7:50am

Masla-e-Qabz ki chand wajoohat(meri 5 saal research ki mehnat ki aik jhillak):
1)khaanay main ziyada FIBER na hona
2)ziyada PAANI na peena
3)ziyada Ghaas khaa lena
3)excersise bohat kam karna
4)Duwayon par ho?? like antispasmodics??? narotica...ya kissi or kisam ka NASHA???
5)kissi kuwaari GADHI kay saath CHOYI-MOYI karna
6)yaa "downloading" position main hona ; pregnent (which u r not)
7)BAASI-GHAAS khaana, or kha kar SIDE POSITION walay angle par LAIT jaana

patayo ye sab nishaaniaan tumahray jissam mai kaisee hain??? any problems?????

jo sab say common waja hai QABZ ki wo hoti hai BURRI DIET or bohat kam EXCERSIZE karna...

patayo in may say sab cheezain sahi hai???

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Gadha · February 4, 2002, 7:54am

~~~Bazeecha-e-Atfaal hay dunya maray aagay~~~

pata nahin mundraja baala misra main nay kioun aur kiss wajah-e-takhmeeah say safha-e-qirtaas per raqam karnay ki jurrat kee hay????... Laikin ab jub kehh hee diaa hay tau app nay suun bhee lia hay....

*
Maray aziz!
kia hay tu Tariq Aziz?
tu kharra door hay
woh ibn-e-batoota ka bhoot hay
ayaa hoon barri door say
ghistaa huaa joota
main ibn-e-batoota
main ibn-e-batoota
*

Zamana-e-haazir kay maray ham asr Hakeem Boo Ali Ibn-e-Seena yaani Nicker tau hay paass per shalwaar bhee lay laina!

Aapp ka shora-e-afaaq nuskha-e-keemia az silsila-e-seena ba seena intehaiee kaargar saabit huaa.. aur iss charind-e-bay zubbaan kee akloti zubaan apnay khaliq-e-haqeeqi say milnay ki tammana dil may lay ker reh gaiee kiounkay rooh qafs-e-unsari say perwaaz na kar sakki... (waaziah rahay kay Gadha intehaaie safaie passand makhlooq hay kiounkay yeh apni issi wahid zubaan say apni naak kay mehz do (2) nathnoun main saffaie kaa kaam waqtan fa waqtan ba khoobee sir anjaam deta rehta hay).

laikin ab haalat yeh hay kay:

*Qabz tau jaata rahaa per
Qabz ki shikayat naa gaiee
*

Iss qabz ki itni aadat si parr gayyie thee kay ab iss kay baghair khud ko bay hud tanhaa aur akaila aur tabiat ko apni gham naak-o-alam naak-o-tarab naak sa mehsos karta hoon....

Umeed wasiq hay kay jald hee moujooda halat kee aadat bhee ba assaani parr jaannay kay qavi imkaan hay...

Ab masa'la yeh darpaish hay Hakeem-e-Ana'am kay shoomi-e-qismat say iss nazr-e-bad laggay Gadhay ko *Jullab lag chukay hain...*

aur ab sirf itna thorra hee likh paayaa hoon kay zarrorat kay teht muamla-e-jood-o-jafa ko munqata kiay baghair koie chaara dikhaaie nahin detaaa....

tau phir ijaazat dijiyeh....

Logoun ko hansaanay kay gham main tarrapta hua kaaienaat ka wahid Gadha

Hum bhee moonh main *zubaan rakhtay hain
kaash poocho kay mudd'da'aa kia hay?
*

Gadha · February 4, 2002, 8:28am

Originally posted by khubsoorat khoab:
**
main kiya hoon, is barae main to app ki sooch phunch bhi nahin sakti

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**
yeh baat tau aap nay rupay main sola aanay sach kahi

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meri soch waqaie itni ghatiyaa nahin hay

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**
konsi ghupshup ki naddi, aur app nae kiya kaha hai, kahin doob marnae ka to programme nahin, agar hai to mughae itila ker kae marna

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**
aap jumloun ka operation kar kay alfaaz kay lafzi maa’ani barri jaldi kar laity hain aur phir apnay daiany waly (ya honay walay

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) jawaab kay mutaabiq inn alfaaz ko maa’ani main dhaalnay may zara nahin chooktein

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Gadha · February 4, 2002, 10:37pm

Zaleel Hakeem

jaldi aa bay

hansay

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chala jaa raha hay tu

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Khanzada · February 5, 2002, 8:21pm

Yar…yeh teri hikmat par direct taana hai…ab to bhi josh main aa jaa…aur gadhay ke 14 tabaq floodlight se pur-noor kar dae!

Kambakht Ishq!

Gadha · February 5, 2002, 8:33pm

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Gadha · February 6, 2002, 9:16am

yaar barra hee bay murawwat aur ghaddar hakeem hay bay tu

Gadha · February 7, 2002, 7:07am

ab tau sabit ho gayaa kay tu nahut hee bhullakkarr bhee hay

Samad · February 7, 2002, 7:54am

gadhay i am coming soon with a very useful nuskha…ok? aik jarri bootion say duwaayi bana raha hoon..so thora sabar ok…aho…

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Gadha · February 7, 2002, 8:07am

: darnay ki acting ki koshish ki koshish karnay ki acting ki kosihsh ki kosish krany wali smilie:

Gadha · February 24, 2002, 1:37am

Jhoota kahin kaa

Shalwaar nicker kay baghair aa gayaa aur jhott bolay chala jaa raha hay kay shalwaar nicker hay… Kambakht

khubsoorat_khoab · February 24, 2002, 2:08am

ohhh i forgot!! how is ur tabiyat now, gadhay????

~~~~~ ~~~~~
Zara yeh to bataao
Tum ne mujh say ziada zindagi ki
Baharain daikhee hain
Dunya ke nashaib-o-faraz say bakhoobi waqif ho
Yeh dunya itni zalim
Khudgharz aur behiss kyon hai?
Jis main tum bhi shamil ho :~(
~~~~~ ~~~~~

Khanzada · February 24, 2002, 9:05pm

^-- Kyon? Is he not feeling well? I think usay jooti sunghanay ka moqa aa gaya hai!