~~ASN kay Hakeemi Mashwaray ~~ Gadhay kay Falsafiyaana Nuskhay~~

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Maray piyaaray shalwaar aur Nicker main malboos neem hakeem khatra-e-jaan!

kaafi dinon say koshish kar raha thaa kay aap say rabita karoon laikin tabiaat ki kharaabi kay baaiss ghar say bahir bhee nahin nikal saktaa hoon… Agarchay! yeh rabitay ka ta’alluq bhee meri beemaari say hay laikin ab halat iss had tak biggerr gayie hay kay majbooran app kay cloumn kay tawwassut say baat cheet ka silsilla jorrna chahata hoon…

ummeed hay kay aap nazr-e-inayat farmaa kar koie mashwarah zaroor ata karain gey…

waqiah yeh hay kay yeh nacheez khaaksaar Gadha qabz (constipation) main mubtala ho gaya hay… logoun ki baatain seh seh ker aur apnay ander jamma ker ker ker bilkul hee adh muaa ho chalaa hay… dushmanoun ki bud duuaaonn say safar-e-Akhirat qareeb nazar aata hay… baraey mehrbaani nazr-e-karam farmaiyehh

faqat!

Gadha!

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Mere Ashrafal-makhlookaat-numma-Gadhay sab say pehlay to shukriyaa kay aap nay meri HakeemYaafta Kuwaton ko Saraya. Maan to muje poori dunya chukki hai, so aik aap bhi a gaaye.
Mere Hakeemi nuskhon say aap ko yaqeeni shafa mille gi or aap bilkul TICH-N-TAICH ho jayo gay.

ok ur problem is
constipation jissay hakeemi zabaan main Masla-e-Kabz kehte hain.
is marz kay teen marhallay hote hain.
**1)**Halka-Kabz
**2)**Darmiyaana Kabz
**3)**Annay-Waa Kabz

ye beemari MUGHLIA-DOR say shuru hoyi thee, or is ka hal aik bohat barray Hakeem jinka naam “Hakeem-e-Inshi” unho nay dariyaaft ki.

and i am sorry to inform u, u r in the 3rd and most critical stage, yaani ANNAY WAA KABZ, jis main “KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI”, or insaan ko aise lagta hai jaise pait main PRESSURE COOKER chal raha hai.

is kal hal bohat easy hai.
wo abhi mai soch kar batayoonga but i need to know 2 things.
1)aap ki shaadi ho chukki hai???
2)aap ki ummar kitni hai

ye batayo gay to agay mazeed mashwara doonga.

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Maa’n Ki Dua, Jannat Ki Hawaa…JALNAY walay ka Moo’n Kaala.

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mohattaram!

aik minute! pehlay apni nicker sambaaliyeh aur shalwaar UP kijiyeh..

haan… huzoor! meri umer yehi koie 89.976 months hay aur meri shaadi kay baaray main baat yeh hay kay:

Abhi tau main jawaan hoon

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konsi wali shaaadi ki pooch rahain hain hazrat shalwar with nicker ???

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shaadi ki to iqsaam hoti hain
1) shaadi
2) shaada

shaadi main do bachay hote hain yaani khushaal gharaana..or shaada main bas annay wah..chal so chal....
so aap 1st walay say ho ya 2nd walay say??
cuz HUMKAT main elaaj karnay say pehlay shaadi ki maloomat bohat zaroori hoti hain

ok gadhay````????

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Qibla neeem kay shajar kay saaey talay bethaay Hakeem oool jallool yaani biraatherm Shalwaar huzzoor!

Iss say pehlay kay main mozoou ki taraf guftugu ka rukh pheroon, mujhay “saaey talay” per aik milli naghma yaad ayaaa:

gungunaatay huaay arz kia hay:

~Dehnchu Dehnchu~ (Galla saaf karnay kee sureelie awaaz)

*Iss perchamm kay saay talay hum aik hain
hum aik hain…

toonnn tarrooonn tarroon toon tarrronnnn

Iss perchamm kay saay talay hum aik hain
hum aik hain…

toonn tarrooon tarroonnn toon tarrroonnnn
*

haan tau Ala Hazrat “izzat” kay paasbaan bhai Shalwaar Mudda Zilla hu! Shaadi ki aqsaam kay zimn main app nay banday ko intehaaie shash-o-panj main mubtilla kar kay qabz kay saath saath Nisyaan, Khifaqaan, aur deegar Qalbi bemmarioun main mubtalaa karnay main koie kasar nahin chorri… Laikin yeh Banda-e-farmaan bardaar apni si pooree koshish karay ga aur iss baat main koi kasar nahin utttha rakhay gaa kay muaamlay kee tehh tak pohnchnay main koie Daqeeqa-e-faro-guzaasht naa ho…

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Tau aey Khwaaja Himmar parasst!! Meray jiger kay ajeeb-o-ghareeb tukkrray!Qissa iss Gadhay ka yeh hay kay zaman-o-makkan per aik tairaana nazar daalie aur yeh haqeeqat na sirf tasht az baam huie bulkay Azhar Minush shams bhee huie kay yeh Ahmaq, namaaqool, nahanjaar, paaji, Gadha kissi bhee shaadi ki qism per mukammal taur per kissi bhee zawaiyeh aur nukta-e-nazr say fit nahin betthtaa

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…

Waisay tairaana nazar per aik sher yaad ayaa:

Aey Tair-e-Lahorie, uss rizq say mout achie
Jiss rizq say aataa ho pervaaz main sirf khota hee

behr haal, baat yeh hay aey Hakeem-e-daanaa kay woh Shaadi kay jiss main do (2) bachay khushaal gharaanaa ki mad aur shiq porrie hoti hay woh iss gadhay kay bus kee baat nahin kioun kay yeh bus aik gadha hay… aur doosrie qisam shaada iss liyeh “Not Applicable” hay kay gadha bay Olaad hay

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tau Zillay Shalwaarie! baraa-e-mehr baanie jaldie say shaadi ki koie teesri qism eeejaad kijeyeh yaa dhoondiyeh kiounkay ab tau pet main marorrr bhee utthnay laggie hay

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Muaamla haath say niklata dikhaaie parrta hay… kuch kijyeh maray colorful Nicker walay tabeeb sahib aur kuch “khameera jaat,” “majoonaat,” neez kuch “mehloolaat” hee tajweez-o-inayat kijeyhhh…

ain nawazish ho geee!

faqat!

Dushmanon ki bad duaaon say martaa hua aik intenhaaie shareef aur maasoom sa aur bahut hee cute Gadha!

ah! sigh

Ab tau ghabraa kay kehtay hain kay bathroom jaaien gay
Wahan bhee chain naa payaa tau kidher jaaeingay???

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[This message has been edited by Gadha (edited May 13, 2002).]

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hahaha ROFTL msg yeh aap shalwar bhai ko likh rahay hian ya apni mehbooba ko

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Friendship is a precious gift from ALLAH, only lucky ppl have got this gift. And thank God, I am among those ppl

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array iss waqt jiss haalat main hoon aur jo qiaamat maray upper guzar rahi hay aisay main tau Gadhay ko bhee baap ---- array yeh mian kia keh raha hoon

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??? ghalat muhawara bol gaya… dekha kiaa halat ho gayie hay???

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sahih muhawray bhee ghalat moqay per istemaal kar jaata hoon ab tau…

tau mainkeh raha thaa kay… jiss situation main hoon, uss main mehboob gayei bhaar main, biratheraan mohabbat to Shalwaar bhai comes first

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Tumhi ho mehboob maray
main kioun naa tumhain tang karron?
tum hee maray maseeha ho
waghera wagheraaa…

waisay! ASN!

Achay eesaa ho, mareezoun ka khial acha hay
woh alag baandh kay rakha hay jo maal acha hay

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.. shab-o-roz hota hay tamaasha mairay aagay,
logon ya hakeem hay ke maarnay ka hathyaar,
jabb bhee dekhta hoon, lagta hay majmaa mairay aagay,
hay-garr-qabz to uska ilaag hay jamaal gota ka hathyaar..

aray zillay-subhaani, biraather-e-jaani, jaan-e-kharran, azmat-e-gadhaaN, sirjee aapkay jism-e-mubaarak main YE faalt nikal ayee thee to aapnay seedha seedha patli gali say… (aagay aapki imagination

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abb hamm aur kiya kahain.. ilaaj to azeezamm arnold hay AISA bataaya hay ke jaisay lagi banday ko khansi ho, aur dawayee jamaal gota mila ho ke leejay khansi khatam **(kiyoon ji? aray jamaal gota khaa kar koee banda khaans karr to dekhay.. NA dhair lagg jaayen to naam nahi

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..**)

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ßäÐäLL Kä®® ghö®äÿ KÄ hämm ßhäï$ ghäLïß
Tämää$hÄ-ë-ÄhL-ë-GüP$HÜP ÐäïKhtä¥ häïñ

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uff allah …app logon kay haath nahi thaktay itnay lambay lambay msg likhnay say?

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aray haathon say konn likhta hay aajkall ? we type in our mic and the voice-recognition software puts it as romanish-urdu,typed in english..

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ßäÐäLL Kä®® ghö®äÿ KÄ hämm ßhäï$ ghäLïß
Tämää$hÄ-ë-ÄhL-ë-GüP$HÜP ÐäïKhtä¥ häïñ

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aray yay Gadha lagta hay urdu main PHD ker rakhi hay,or nicker mian Allah kia kia nuskhay hain apkay paas Hikmat k,kia yay Qabz Kushayee k nuskhay apkay azmoodha hain

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waisay Gdhay ki urdu achoun achoun ko Qabz ker day

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logoon don’t u guys think kae in mosoof ki tabiyat kharabi kae peechae bhi aik adad chal chupi hoi hai

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lagta hai inhain kisi nae ** kuch** keh diya hai jo inhain hazam nahin ho raha, aur yahan per aker batein baghar rahae hain

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lamhon main baha day, hamain raizon main samaetae
woah kuch bhi kerae phir bhi bikharnae nahin daita
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ab ghoron ko mere signatures per bhi aitraaz honae laga hai:~(

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acha to gadhay haazarat ki bhi koi mehbobayen hoti hain

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lamhon main baha day, hamain raizon main samaetae
woah kuch bhi kerae phir bhi bikharnae nahin daita
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ab ghoron ko mere signatures per bhi aitraaz honae laga hai:~(

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you jealous

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Gadhioun ki kammee hay kia?? Aik dhoondo, hazaar milti hain, Gadhi

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Aur Mr. Chahcha Chakkan maray Hikamat kay samander Bhai ASN! kidher mar gayee laanti

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Dhaga khulwayaa hee kioun thaa agar yehi karna thaa

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Gadha:
** you jealous

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Gadhioun ki kammee hay kia?? Aik dhoondo, hazaar milti hain, Gadhi

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jalti hai meri jooti, main kiyon jalon gi, haan???

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aur ya gadhi kisae kaha

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**Aur Mr. Chahcha Chakkan maray Hikamat kay samander Bhai ASN! kidher mar gayee laanti

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Dhaga khulwayaa hee kioun thaa agar yehi karna thaa**
doosron kae kehnae per dhaga kholtae ho to phir yaehi hoga na

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lamhon main baha day, hamain raizon main samaetae
woah kuch bhi kerae phir bhi bikharnae nahin daita
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ab ghoron ko mere signatures per bhi aitraaz honae laga hai:~(

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abay kiaa ghaas khaa gaiey ho jaan-e-birather… pichlay kitnay hee messages main issi line say shuru kartay ho.. circus main tau nahin palay bharray kahin

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wah kia jalaa bhunna jawaab hay jaltay huay faces (

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&

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waisay Aap ki aqal-e-aziz kee shar passandaana resha dawaanioun per aap ko daad dainay ka aur apna sir peetnay kaa shadeed dil chaahata hay…

Lo bataao! yaani yeh ab bhee samajhtee hain kay Gadhay, Gadhay nahin hotay, chaalbaz hotay hain…
Aap kia hongee agar raaqim khud hee chaalbaz hay tau???

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Suno GupShup
kay naao main
naddi
doob chalee

Faqat!

Gadha ba-Qalam khud (actually ba-keyboard’s keys khud

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Gadhay miaan i have read all ur msgs.
abhi mai aik special. Chilla kaat raha hoon.
aap kay liye spec. eelaaj-e-hal lay kar ayoonga bohat jald, bas aap ab esterahat karain bed par..Allah jald hi koyi khushkhabree dikhaye ga.

i will reply later on. Filhaal zara kaam hain kuch, so dont touch that dial!!!

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Ustaghfirullah!

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kya rawani-e-zaban aur zori-e-kalaam hai. Mujhe to yeh koi dekhe mujhe jo deeda-e-ibrat nigah ho wala case lagta hai. TIRAY kar to nahin chuke kahin!

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*imagining someone khans-ing after having jamal-ghota!

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-i think result wohi ho ga jo aksar hamari pakistan cricket team, cricket ground par kar deti hai!

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Kambakht Ishq!