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@Einstein1

@niksik
Thanx for welcoming me you are the first one in doing so
Do i have to call u aunty like the rest?

No you don’t, unless you feel like :biggthumb

@_Janu_Jia

i knwo eaxactly wht m guna do …
m guna wrapp his both hands legs with a duck tap and his mouth n then m guna take a plass and pull each and every nail from his finger. toes k bhi then i will start giving him blade cuts throu out his body EVERYWHERE…mostly where it hearts the most then when he starts bleeding and ask for forgivenes iwill bald him and give him a big ugly tatoo on his forhead saying CHEATER or sum urdu gali ma bahe nwali

bus itna hi abih tak socha he unke lie

after tht let him go and divorce him take over al lthe money and marry my prince charming

And who might this prince charming be

@massive

question is…can i ask you a question…

Massiveeeeeeeeeeee, where have you been sir? Sure, ask!

@hunni_buney

mein nay bhi bhabi kehna hai… i love saying bhabi…

Awwww, anytime.

@Code_Red

Agar ghundey apkey hubby ko kidnap karkey ek remote island per le gaye hian, our wo fone kar ke kehtey hian ke ransom money le kar ajao, tumhara husband hamarey qabzey main hai agar yakeen nahi ata tu uski awaz suno !!!

and next voice you hear is of your dearest hubby, he says :

“Nikki ! Mujhey bachalo , ye ghundey najaney mujhey kahaan le aye hian , mujhey bohat dar lag raha hai , please mujhey bacha lo ”

You say :

“Tillo ! tum theek tu ho na ? Daro nahi, main tumhain in ghundon ke chungal se bacha loongi”

Since you dont have that money , you start thinking that you should sell your microwave oven , Istari ,presure cooker, silayee machine , extra bed sheets … but in the end you came to the conclusion that this wont be enough to pay ransom money :no:

You decide to take matter into your hands and go for a commando action. You hire a speed boat to go to that remote island. You pack your weapons for combat.

knifes , your ninja costume , fresh onions… to cut them into pieces after reaching the island to make tear gas, on the spot. Bailan , and all the essential weapons for combat.

Now you need a partner who would acompany you to remote island . drive that speed boat and when you successfully rescue your hubby , lift your hubby on his shoulder and carry him to speed boat ( since he would be behosh , dar ke marey ; plus his gaindey jitna wazan oviously you wont be able to lift him at all ) , and fight ghundey alongside you all the while here and there

Now my question :** Which person you would choose to be your partner for this mission ?**

Please answer carefully as your hubby’s life depends on it

I’ll choose you Codey ji, because you’re our very own guNda, rather Don

@Stylical

it sounds so weird… if you have been married for 12 yrs does not mean that you should be assumed as auntly.
what if a girl marries at 18 and other girl marries at 28…should the newly wed call the girl who 18 auntly ?..

Point to be noted