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[Stylical]

@Niksik

First send the $$

Well, most people here know that I have been married for 12 years and have 2 kids so they assume, and rightly so, that I’m not a nanni munni bachi anymore, and since everyone here seems to be in college or newly married, I automatically have been raised to the aunty status.

Now, a few people call me chachi and mami because they used to call hubby ji chachu and mamu before I joined…so again an automatic status.

I love bhabhi too and bhabs. Shay calls me bhabs. You and Fiona call me bhabi, and I think a couple of others.

it sounds so weird… if you have been married for 12 yrs does not mean that you should be assumed as auntly.
what if a girl marries at 18 and other girl marries at 28…should the newly wed call the girl who 18 auntly ?..

[Niksik]

@Einstein1

@niksik
Thanx for welcoming me you are the first one in doing so
Do i have to call u aunty like the rest?

No you don’t, unless you feel like :biggthumb

@_Janu_Jia

i knwo eaxactly wht m guna do …
m guna wrapp his both hands legs with a duck tap and his mouth n then m guna take a plass and pull each and every nail from his finger. toes k bhi then i will start giving him blade cuts throu out his body EVERYWHERE…mostly where it hearts the most then when he starts bleeding and ask for forgivenes iwill bald him and give him a big ugly tatoo on his forhead saying CHEATER or sum urdu gali ma bahe nwali

bus itna hi abih tak socha he unke lie

after tht let him go and divorce him take over al lthe money and marry my prince charming

And who might this prince charming be

@massive

question is…can i ask you a question…

Massiveeeeeeeeeeee, where have you been sir? Sure, ask!

@hunni_buney

mein nay bhi bhabi kehna hai… i love saying bhabi…

Awwww, anytime.

@Code_Red

Agar ghundey apkey hubby ko kidnap karkey ek remote island per le gaye hian, our wo fone kar ke kehtey hian ke ransom money le kar ajao, tumhara husband hamarey qabzey main hai agar yakeen nahi ata tu uski awaz suno !!!

and next voice you hear is of your dearest hubby, he says :

“Nikki ! Mujhey bachalo , ye ghundey najaney mujhey kahaan le aye hian , mujhey bohat dar lag raha hai , please mujhey bacha lo ”

You say :

“Tillo ! tum theek tu ho na ? Daro nahi, main tumhain in ghundon ke chungal se bacha loongi”

Since you dont have that money , you start thinking that you should sell your microwave oven , Istari ,presure cooker, silayee machine , extra bed sheets … but in the end you came to the conclusion that this wont be enough to pay ransom money :no:

You decide to take matter into your hands and go for a commando action. You hire a speed boat to go to that remote island. You pack your weapons for combat.

knifes , your ninja costume , fresh onions… to cut them into pieces after reaching the island to make tear gas, on the spot. Bailan , and all the essential weapons for combat.

Now you need a partner who would acompany you to remote island . drive that speed boat and when you successfully rescue your hubby , lift your hubby on his shoulder and carry him to speed boat ( since he would be behosh , dar ke marey ; plus his gaindey jitna wazan oviously you wont be able to lift him at all ) , and fight ghundey alongside you all the while here and there

Now my question :** Which person you would choose to be your partner for this mission ?**

Please answer carefully as your hubby’s life depends on it

I’ll choose you Codey ji, because you’re our very own guNda, rather Don

@Stylical

it sounds so weird… if you have been married for 12 yrs does not mean that you should be assumed as auntly.
what if a girl marries at 18 and other girl marries at 28…should the newly wed call the girl who 18 auntly ?..

Point to be noted

[goodnews]

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How are you doing?

[Niksik]

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Doing great Gunnu , and you?

[K_Khan]

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mazai ka khana millai ga yahan..

[_Janu_Jia]

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salman khan hota but now hes too old… i think m guna go with imran khan amir khan’s bhanja bhuteeja jo bhi hes muslim too

[TLK]

i think m guna go with imran khan amir khan's bhanja bhuteeja jo bhi** hes muslim too** :D

Mashallah, aap to cheating kertai waqt bhi shariat ka khiyaal rakhti haiN

[_Janu_Jia]

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well i have my rulez:snooty:

P.S liking and actor actess is not cheating on ur spouse rollingeyes

ALLAH A KERE mera myan cheat kere ya me usper

[Let_Uz_Chat]

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Q) Kya aap sachi muchi India say hain?

[Niksik]

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Ji, sachi muchi.

[Let_Uz_Chat]

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Reason for asking, I'm yet to meet an Indian who has so much luv for Pakistan as yourself.

[Niksik]

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Well, I judge people by who they are not their country, at least most of the times. And I happen to be married into a fantastic Pakistani family. I've also been to Pakistan and loved all the people I met. We have many Pakistani friends. So really, there's no need for any dushmani. After all you find screwed up people in all cultures, but we are quick to stereotype and label them as such and such.

[Let_Uz_Chat]

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Hear, hear. :k: After Queer you are the 2nd Indian who has impressed me on here. A gr8 addition to the gupshup community.

[Niksik]

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Thanks LUC. Now could you tell us something about yourself pweeze!

[NaMaan]

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Bhabi jee ajj meri class on time khatam ho ge … ya jaldi ??

[Niksik]

@NaMaan

Bhabi jee ajj meri class on time khatam ho ge … ya jaldi ??

Time pey, exact time pey

[Let_Uz_Chat]

Thanks LUC. Now could you tell us something about yourself pweeze!

What would you like to know?

[Niksik]

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OK, first if you’re a lady or a gentleman, you married or not, have kids, you go to school or work or stay home.

[NaMaan]

@Niksik

Time pey, exact time pey

nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii …

and i thought i’ll be able to break fast at mosque :pcg:

[Niksik]

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Do I look like a peer fakir to you ?? I said ask me a question but did I say I can predict the future