arranged marriages

[PyariCgudia]

Re: arranged marriages

Someone give me some brandy please. This thread requires that I drink some alcohol before actually responding, because it is really that bad.

[PakWoman]

Re: arranged marriages

[blessed2006]

Re: arranged marriages

@PyariCgudia

Someone give me some brandy please. This thread requires that I drink some alcohol before actually responding, because it is really that bad.

yeh lo :cobra:…is main maine brandy, chars, hukka sab kuch mila diya hai…enjoy.

[Sara516]

Re: arranged marriages

Well wheres the fun in that? Or is it now haraam to show your naked body to your husband as well as belly dance for him as well as share a cup with him as well as eat off the same plate? Gosh this place has some some really uptight people, and I should imagine very boring marriages.

thank you.
LIKE OMYGAWEDDDDDD!!!

[rolla_coaster]

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whats ur name?

[rizla86]

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@NomiCA

You are not supposed to be naked in order to do it…(as i have heard…may be wrong)

Lol, how else do you suppose its done? Surely not dry humping

I’m not even going to bother replying to the OP

[redvelvet]

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@rizla86

Lol, how else do you suppose its done? Surely not dry humping

I’m not even going to bother replying to the OP

Oh, but you just did. You surely gave her a suggestion…one that you don’t much care for…but a suggestion nevertheless.

[rizla86]

Re: arranged marriages

@redvelvet

Oh, but you just did. You surely gave her a suggestion…one that you don’t much care for…but a suggestion nevertheless.

well what is done is done. my energy has been expended on typing out a futile sentence.

@sarab

Well wheres the fun in that? Or is it now haraam to show your naked body to your husband as well as belly dance for him as well as share a cup with him as well as eat off the same plate? Gosh this place has some some really uptight people, and I should imagine very boring marriages.

I like you. When I get married I’ll make sure my future wife gets a lecture from you

[Nina85]

Re: arranged marriages

You are not supposed to be naked in order to do it...(as i have heard...may be wrong)

??????
r u serious?

[blessed2006]

Re: arranged marriages

@rizla86

Lol, how else do you suppose its done? Surely not dry humping

@Nina85

???
r u serious?

yes you dont have to be fully naked in order to do it.

(i guess thats what NomiCA was tryna say)

[firenze]

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@star4u

you have never spoken to your husband before marriage…

after signing the nikkah papers in the wedding hall, you still dont speak to each other…

then on the wedding night… you will have to talk to each other… how do you create convo and wouldnt you feel a bit scared or nervous at first…

just the thought is sooo scary that how will you live with a person who youve never spoken to before

on wedding night you don’t talk - you have rest of the freaking life to talk.. let the water move freely…
… and for God sake. .what’s with so many pins in the girl head… Jesusss.. it took like hours to found and take them off.. and by that.. the morning Azan is started…

[Hadeel]

Re: arranged marriages

^

Thats one frustrated and annoyed dulha

[diwana]

Re: arranged marriages

Who gets married this way and how many?

Anyhow,

If that does happen:

Start by talking about the weather.

Then talk about children.

Then ask:

Do you know how babies are made?

.................. then.......

;)

[NomiCA]

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@sarab

Well wheres the fun in that? Or is it now haraam to show your naked body to your husband as well as belly dance for him as well as share a cup with him as well as eat off the same plate? Gosh this place has some some really uptight people, and I should imagine very boring marriages.

@rizla86

Lol, how else do you suppose its done? Surely not dry humping

@Nina85

??? r u serious?

…a successful troll i must say…“pat my own back”

now there needs to be a thread…on what to do and how to do…and have fun…

[diwana]

Re: arranged marriages

^ lol Those responses made me laugh too.

[Sajalina]

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@firenze

on wedding night you don’t talk - you have rest of the freaking life to talk.. let the water move freely…
… and for God sake. .what’s with so many pins in the girl head… Jesusss.. it took like hours to found and take them off.. and by that.. the morning Azan is started…

Thanks for sharing that info with us. Our lives are now complete!

[blessed2006]

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yaar tum sab ne tou apne experiences batane shuru ker diye hain

[Gina]

Re: arranged marriages

No no you ALL have it wrong! He is supposed to lift her veil and sing 'chaudvi ka chaand ho' and then shower her with rose-petals and do her 'tareefs' tell her how beautiful she looks in that 7-shades-lighter-than-her-real-skin foundation, hold her hand and and tareef that, then hand her the moon dikhai present. Then tell her how much you spent on the wedding, clothes, menu etc.

[scratch_card]

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@firenze

on wedding night you don’t talk - you have rest of the freaking life to talk.. let the water move freely…
… and for God sake. .what’s with so many pins in the girl head… Jesusss.. it took like hours to found and take them off.. and by that.. the morning Azan is started…

your grammar sucks man..In one sentence you are jumping from past to present:smack:…epic failure@ your english teachers

[Hadeel]

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@Gina

No no you ALL have it wrong! He is supposed to lift her veil and sing ‘chaudvi ka chaand ho’ and then shower her with rose-petals and do her ‘tareefs’ tell her how beautiful she looks in that 7-shades-lighter-than-her-real-skin foundation, hold her hand and and tareef that, then hand her the moon dikhai present. Then tell her how much you spent on the wedding, clothes, menu etc.

LOL !!