I went to a movie the other night and as I usually do, sat in an aisle seat cuz it feels a bit roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde got up from the center of the row and started working her way out.
**"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, **
gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, *"Couldn't you have done this a little earlier"?*
"No!!" she responded in a loud whisper. *"The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine's out in my car."*