Dead Donkey
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, *'Well, then, just give me my money back.'*
The farmer said, *'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'*
Chuck said, *'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'*
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, *'I'm going to raffle him off.'*
The farmer said, *'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'*
Chuck said, *'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'*
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, *'What happened with that dead donkey?'*
Chuck said, *'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'*
The farmer said, *'Didn't anyone complain?'*
Chuck said, *'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'*
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Chuck grew up and works for the government.**