Re: ARJokes (assorted)
***Takeoff
An airplane filled to capacity is sitting on the tarmack awaiting
take-off, when the pilot and co-pilot come aboard.***
The pilot is wearing sunglasses, and hitting the sides of the aisle with
a white cane. The co-pilot is following behind him being led by a
seeing-eye dog.
As both pilots continue toward the cockpit, the passengers start
to murmur amongst themselves.. .
"Are they kidding..?, what's going on..?"
When the plane's engines start, the passengers get louder. As the
plane begins to pick up speed down the runway the passengers are really getting loud.
***Finally when the plane is at full throttle with only 20 feet of
runway left, the passengers begin screaming at the top of their lungs.
The plane suddenly pulls up and is airborne.
The pilot says to the co-pilot, "You know, one of these days they're not
going to scream in time, and we're all gonna die!"