''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many friends, didn't save money, and had all the fun to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy dresses that emptied her pocket--to show off, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End
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