ARJokes (assorted)

How To Be Sure If Someone Is An Idiot?
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**You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
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**Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

At the bottom of the application where it says SIGN HERE he put

Sagittarius. "

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, Airport left, he
turned around and went home. **