Approaching Desi Girls

[jaanaan]

@Adrasteia

I’ll only talk to a desi guy if he is tall, dark and has blue eyes

Okay serious, I hate the desi guy patana harkatain, its so damn filmy and trust me, I work at a place where 75% of employees are desi ranging from all age groups.

First they’ll look at you and the minute you look at 'em they’ll look away.
Its not a damn film so please dont do this its annoying and offensive, If you are looking then be a man and look when I catch you looking.

Then after that they’ll stand in a group and stare at you and when you look at 'em they’ll quickly look away.

Third every time you pass 'em, they’ll whisper something very annoying.

Fourth, please dont ask me If i am from India/Bangladesh/Pakistan/Afghanistan.
Im choclate, Yes Im a desi Next question. So boring.

Fifth, Dont go to my friends at work and drop hints and ask a million questions bout me, its so coward.
If you really want my attention, walk up to me, introduce yourself with a smile, tell me your name and ask mine.

I wont bite honestly.

Just get out of the damn Bollywood Film mode

Thats why I prefer Goras

if only every desi girl was like that. you know in most cases they love the things that you hate. they dont like people being friendly. they like men with attitudes, basically assholes. they prefer to keep their relationships secret without realizing that the same man could be having multiple relationships and keeping them secret too. and they like serious men who seldom talk, because honestly, what could be better than an boring person, right?