Re: anyone got any witty ways to insult people!!!
^ Yikes. Before I burst out in tears, I would have told the hellion "If you truly are the expert on fashion and makeup, why doesn't that reflect in your own look? You must be feeling really low about yourself if you're on the mission to make the bride feel bad on her own wedding day. Shame on you for not having common sense."
You know sometimes the simplest words such as "shame on you" are so powerful, LOL. They make you feel like a blundering child who has been shunned.