anyone got any witty ways to insult people!!!

ok well see, so many people in pakistan, esp the female cousins, are a uk size 2 or 4 or basically veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy skinnyyyy, no meat.. ok so now a healthy girl from the uk ( me) as size 10/12 goes to pak, and mashallah im liking me at the moment, alot of exc and hard work, have a nice hourglass shape, so not skinny at all…but anyway us healthy girls get called moti AND these skinnies are called smart

so anyway my other uk based cusin shes a size 8 to 10, she also gets names, cos shes still bigger than them

so what can we say to these people…stuff i have thought of is too rude…so please some nice but witty to the point, notes needed in order for us to retaliate and shut them up....

thanks

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oh god dats so silly of them just be like do i eat from ur pocket..i wud say just say atleast im happy the way i am when i wear clothes ppl looking knw its a girl but when u guys wear clothes it seems as if clothes are hanging in a hanger:P and if u think all the above is rude den just ignore dem babes and be confident with the way you are

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Folks in Pakistan can make or break your self-esteem. That is just the simple truth. If you happen to have meat on your bones and/or browner skin, it's useless trying to fight hundreds of years old conventional thinking about fair skin, skinny body. Just handle yourself with grace and gain enough self-respect that people would be ashamed to make cheap remarks infront of you. Responding with so-called witty comments would just become an endless, exhausting and disheartening process. Who wants that.

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i think you mentioned they were jealous that you are fair or something. so make fun of them cuz they use fair and lovely

[note] nadzz, please let us know how this thread pertains to Health & Fitness so we can either keep it here or move it to the appropriate forum. [/note]

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Nads recognize your enemies ASAP.
Don't make new ones.
Ones who are workable don't offend them. One's who are hope less don;t spare them.

Knock your hubby out with you charms quickly. Take tons of chocolate for younger cousins.
Keep quiet in front of older ppl.
Don't open too many fronts at same times. Make good friends with non mean cousins. So they could become your support group.

Don't see every one as a gourp!!! Sort them out as above.

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nik thats her training session :omg:
Baqi jesy app ki marzi. :salute:

Don't lower yourself to their level. You know how much it hurts when they say stuff to you. So don't retaliate. Be the better person. At least on the outside.

;)

On the inside...well, we don't get punished for our thoughts. So just imagine in another 5 or 10 years, after these people are married and are probably letting themselves go, they aren't going to be to be so "smart" themselves while you'll still be exercising and eating right, Inshallah and will look totally awesome compared to your formerly "smart" cousins.

Karma exists. Trust me.

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  1. so's your face.

  2. thats not what your mama said last night.

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niksik, i dont know where would this beling then..sorry......

yeh hmmmmmm im working on it, thing is im fair, but colour is natural, its not man-made, so my cousins who are darker, well its not their fault they are dark, so i cant say to them well your black so sort your face out cos thats something that cant be changed. while weight is something thats your own fault...so if someone is overweight or not smart enough, then its their own fault...hence the rude comments from the skinnies....

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... Can i borrow your face.... My ass' on vacation...

lol lol lol

i think id get shot....

There's no need to be rude.. they're dark u're fair.. they're skinny u're not. People come in all shapes and sizes.. U've done u're part by exercising and eating healthy.. and u're broad-built.

broad built...makes me sound like some body builder.....nooooooooooooooooooo

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I would say - atleast I have boobs

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:omg:

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nadz...this is not health or fitness related.
mods find a suitable place for this til then...thread closed.

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Thread re-opened

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:hehe:
Oh my!