anyone got any witty ways to insult people!!!

Re: anyone got any witty ways to insult people!!!

HMMMMM i love all the advice thanks, and sweetpip, im not really that insecure,,to be fair to me, im quite confident, but this wedding of mine has turned me into a bridezilla from hell and every lil inch of me im examining with a microscope, to see if it can be improved....so the weight issues, skin etc all stem from me getin married in 5 weeks...otherwise ive never had a issue. alhumdulilah....i need to imprve my overall self..thats why i open sometimes ludicrous threads...

and i need to spit it back to my cusins...cos
1] they are not young and immautre, they are all older than me and some are doctors and engineers, very well educated buffooons.....
2] just wondered what i could possibly say, not cos im inseucre but its high time these pakis got their just desserts,.and i would use these not just when they comment on me, but if they start on anyone else, il be there with my notebook of insults.....just to shut them up....thats all i want..otherwise alhumdulilah im beautful and love myself....to bitss :]