Any Desperate Women Out There

THIS IS A SERIOUS ADVERTISEMENT OF MY SELF - I AM A SUCCESSFUL ASIAN WHO THRIVES ON ACHIEVING GOALS. I OWN 2 COMPANIES TELEWEST AND NTL AND WILL BE EXPANDING INTERNATIONALY. MY AGE IS ONLY 24 BUT MY ACHIEVEMENT IS MUCH GREATER. I NEED SOMEONE TO SHARE MY WEALTH WITH ME AND HELP IN EXPANDING TELEWEST AND NTL IN THE FUTURE. MY IDEAL WIFE HAS TO BE ATHLETIC AND INTELLIGENT. THIS IS NOT A HOAX SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY REQUIREMENTS. I AM A VERY EMOTIONAL PERSON SO PLEASE BE GENTLE.

THANKS

So successful yet unable to find a
wife in person. Movaffagh Bahsheed :rolleyes:

Desperate doesn’t apply only to the woman.
And he has to yell at the top of his lungs.
:rolleyes:

You own cable or the companies too?

Either way you are one of lifes winners and may god shine down sunny rays on your hunt for a woman.

I know most gurls on gupshup look for 5 main aspects in a potantial mate......4 limbs and a head. I'm sure you'll do just fine here.

BEING SUCCESSFUL DOES NOT ALWAYS ATTRACT THE RIGHT PEOPLE THEREFORE I USE METHODS SUCH AS THESE TO FIND MY LIFE PARTNER.

I am looking for someone, but i'm not desperate.

Who are you anyway?

Rupert Murdoch was in here the other day looking for the same thing.

MY NAME IS HASAN CHAUDRY 24 LIVING IN YORKSHIRE ENGLAND. BORN AND BRED IN LEEDS. THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE FOR ME THEREFORE PLEASE NO HOAX REPLIES

2furious...plz Pm me ur bio data i'll have my folks read it and get back to you...till then smooch

Dont you think chatting on the forum openly is a bit rude?

Check your inbox for my replies and PM me back, dont want all these guppies reading my posts.

thnx

Why is desperation a requirement?

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*Originally posted by Femme Fatale: *
Why is desperation a requirement?
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Coz no one sane would be willing? :D

lol.
Quite a move Thap.

ps. Someone break his CAPSLOCK key, pls.

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*Originally posted by Faisal: *
ps. Someone break his CAPSLOCK key, pls.
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did you say Neck or key!!!

Meh, u got some nerve.
Go get yourself a 1000 dollar whore,she’d find the money quite a turn on. Jackass. :rolleyes:

to The new COOLDUDE

IS YOUR MUM AVAILABLE, JACK ASS

now with a comment like tht do u think any respectable lady woudl wanan marry you?

:nono:

IF YOU CAN CONFIRM WHETHER I HAD SAID ANYTHING RUDE TO ANYONE IN THERE BUT I HAVE BEEN CALLED A JACKASS BY COOL DUDE OR WHATHEVER HIS NICKNAME IS.

Errr.. U still don’t get it do ya numbskull?
Your thread’s been moved to the JOKES forum. And the mods left the link in General on purpose so every person tht goes there gets to laugh upon your idiocy.

Jackass. :rolleyes: