APOLOGY
I APLOGISE FOR MY RUDENESS COOL DUDE - BUT YOU MAY THINK THIS WAS A JOKE BUT DUE TO THIS THREAD I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE I AM EMAILING AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
THANKS GUYS YOU ARE ALL GREAT
^^ hence proved that Allah made everything in pairs! She must be owner of Virgin atlantic and SKY digital.
anyway i am now going out for a game of golf so i'll leave you to ponder.
Good luck mate, hope there you will pot some holes or hit some birdies.
^ ah all in a days work :-D
2furious:
Any chance you need this potential mate to assist you in investing US$15 million that you obtained from the daughter of a Nigerian Oil Minister?
^ That must be a very poor Nigerian Oil Minister. I just got a letter for $28 million (13 million is in gold, by the way). Now, we are talking real money!!!
^^ I luv real $$$$ money 
,is that ministers daughter still available,
where’s my blindfold,pass it quick,
Serious Question:
Was this thread posted in Jokes at the first place or the mod’s/admin’s sense of humour went up on Mount everest ?
I will settle for divorced green card holders. Either sex. Apply in person.
interesting :D
may b his caps lock key is stuck
All of you can carry on laughing...I bet he is already saying his vows!
This has to be the funniest joke on GS!
were the f**k do u get golf courses in yorkshire u must be an indian
^ despite all his lameness I must say there ARE many Golf courses all over Yorkshire.
Why this post is in jokes forum?
^ haan..kyoon??? 
after that this will be moved to Image gal with pics of desperately happy couple
I never knew there was a matrimonials section here at GS and even if there was, why wasn’t I informed about it 
*heads off to write a slick bio-data