Dear hiccup, what compelled you to buy sexy sexy furry eskimo boots which made you look oh so amazing.
well, my lovelies. I didnt catually purchase anything, they were given to me by the crown prince of tarjekisan. He is, as you all know, a good pal of my pal. Will. It is to be my semi annual birthday celebration soon enough and he wanted to know what it was that I especially wanted. To cut a long story short, there they are, creme in colour and super ediable. Yum shoes. Bring on the winter.
What do you want people to call you.
Her majesty, Her royal highness and Mimi suffice. Coupled with a bow of course.
What is your favourite beverage?
At this precise moment I’m drinking blackcurrent esque black tea crushed freshly in the himilayas by farigh buddist and atheist monks. The Milk of the the sacred yaya plant is also cute.
And to wrap up todays session Your Royal Highness…How amazing are you?
very
(and there we have it folks. The humble, honest and somewhat ravishingly gorgeous Queen of the Universe. We shall be back to hound her later, with petty questions that do her no justice at all…but to hear some more words from her…her melodic laugh, the most amazing lilts in her manner of speech…her serene smile! For woe)
We demand an experienced interviewer like Tim Sebastian.
We need to know the hidden truth.
Ok Missy, how many eskimos you have robbed ? in order to get their boots
There is no crown prince in Tajekistan, you have to kill the queen and blame the king of sodomy to get him executed. He is twenthieth in the line, seriously do you also believe Prince William is the crown prince of Inglistaan ?
Who was your first crush in school ( teachers of course)
Queen of universe ! hoonh. I take serious offence. You better change it to Queen of milky way. We already have a queen of Silky way. She is also the contestent for Queen of universe. And she is equally liked in other galaxies because she never robs eskimos
GOSH those furry boots, they are gross and gals wearing them dont look attractive at all. A gal wearing those furry boots looks as unattractive as a heavily muscled lady with a manly body... those boots are for tomboys.
in order to get their boots
( teachers of course)
we are not worthy hiccy we are not worthy lol
