Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Well not really, but two of his ghundey (according to my dad’s description) dropped off an invitation card for his 52nd birthday. The invitation card is funny, with this picture of him slap bang in the middle - he does look like a real ghunda badmash. Apparantly MQM has a bit of a presence here but Altaf Hussain himself is in London? And who was predicting his death in some thread?

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

altaf hussain is quite the poser, various pictures of him grinning into the camera while punching the air, or wagging a finger or straightening the ajrak around his shoulders adorn different parts of karachi via huge billboards.

its rumoured that upcoming pictures have him grinning into the camera while talking on a mobile phone, digging a hole in the ground, doing an urdu speaking folk dance (sitting eating paan set to pakka raag) will soon be out too.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Altaf Hussein is OBL of Pakistan, only that he 'works' in Pakistan...... yet.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Really? I’m trying to imagine this description but it sounds so highly ironic. Wonder how many sindhis he had to kill to get his hands on that ajrak.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

people like that sicken me.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

cheegs rehbar is honorary sindhi because he married into a sindhi family. his susar gave him that ajrak himself it is rumoured and told him that he would be shot if he ever took it off.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

wasn’t she a Baluchi?

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Draw a flower garland around his neck, stick an agarbatti in it and send it back.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

whats an urdu speaking folk dance?

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

uffo a muhajir folk dance, the PC talk is so hard for me.

captain1 i heard she was sindhi, and thats how he donned the sindhi cap and sindhi ajrak. joru ka ghulam kahin ka.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

lol FF, and the next thing you know his ghunday are hunting us down!

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

dont worry my dad has had the 'pleasure' of having dinner at the same table as him.

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

While we celebrate his birthday, should we forget what he did to the ISI guys?
Or connections he has with RA,

Just wondering about why we calling him Pakistani in the first place

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

isnt altaf hussain that singer who uses a chimta thingy?

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

^^

haha....thats Arif Lohar

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

and then there is an Altaf Raja who sings the greatest autorickshaw hits.. yaaron mei ne punga le liyaaaa :music:

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Well Altaf and co are in the good books of Mush & co nowadays so I am guessing they are considered patriots by the powers that be ..so Billy we all expect it to be your patriotic duty to attend..my Mohajir friends used to tell me Altaf is quite the over the top orator

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

All night long i have been trying to remember the words of this one song. And it finally did come to me.

*Tum to thehray pardesi,
Saath kia nibhaao gay!

*Sincerely,
Captain Lota

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

ya he was in Newyork once...accordingly,....he likes Heineken Beer...

Re: Altaf Hussain invited me to his birthday party.

Ravage I remeber the first ever news about his wedding, the father of the girl was punjabi according to news paper & the mother was baloch. Interestingly from the very first day when the complete story was published his wife became Baloch and since than being posed as sindhi baloch.

:bravo: