I refuse to believe that 1/12th of humanity will likely have a similar day, any given day. So why do so many people believe in the zodiac with such religious fervor?
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Faisal Bhaijan, when your Napture crosses Uranus and the stars lose alignment that might not be as bad as when Uranus is in full moon.
You should believe in everything, as long as it doesn’t hurt.
I read this morning that today is my lucky day and I will get some unexpected surprise at work. I am still waiting, I still have 2 hrs and 58 minutes to go.
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Religious fervor? No, but I think it is amusing.
Here's mine:
"Reorganize your closet, whether real or mental. It's spring-cleaning time.
You'll be frustrated with the pace around the workplace, but there's not much you can do. Try to just relax and let things go for now. "
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It means, you should come out of the closet now. Minah.
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If you dont want to believe, fine...go ahead....ignore those warnings....lottery, life , love
If you want to know more please ring me on my special zodiac line
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Madhanee, my Mars is heading towards your milky way. Step away or else be stomped.
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Madhanee does your horror-scope talks about having a beer with me? cause mine does.
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Romeo, Ulla ka Patha.
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Verizon.. lets check again tomorrow... My stars are aligned. Check Uranus to see if yours are too.
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Ms daisy vaisy, do you know palmstry too? Would you please take my hand, hold it, and look at it? What do you see?
Take all the 4 hours. I'm not in a hurry.
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when one does not believe in God, he'll believe anything....
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Maddy - read it again, it says reorganize, not come out. The way I read it is dust and lock it again so no skeletons pop out. The work thing is interesting, I was here late over the weekend doing all the fiscal year clean out, store, and prep for next year. So kind of dead now.
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dont know…there is barely any other star i am like for one…feel every bit the taurean bull i am 
…tho its true the horoscopes are total hogwash…
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No kidding what a confused bunch.
Now do you think Jinn’s believe in this nonsense too?
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Roman, Hmmmn....interesting....yes....hmmmnnnn, Ahaaa...yep.....hmmmnnn
your palm says.... that you should wash your hands and you need a good manicure.... also DONT bite your nails!
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I think the best thing is to read all signs of the Zodiac because there is a sentence in each of them that you can adapt to your life.
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Did you know a man upon death flew on a winged horse to the heavens…people will believe in anything. 
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By Lloyd Schumner Sr.
Retired Machinist and
A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You really won’t know what to think when God Himself appears to you and asks, rather shyly, if you think people would be okay with saying “God Herself” from now on.
Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
An innocent trip across town in your Abrams main battle tank to return a friend’s industrial-grade power tools will somehow result in your pulling off the bank heist of the century totally by accident.
Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Good coaching and kind, compassionate discipline will turn a ragtag group of problem kids into a top-notch football team, but you’re just what they need to turn them back to violence and drug abuse.
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You should move confidently in whatever direction your dreams take you, even if they’re about being chased down a dark hallway by a bloody-fanged eggplant.
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Mars descending in your sign is usually a sign of good luck, but that’s when Mars isn’t descending straight at you.
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Unfortunately, the police have also heard the story where the murderer kills her victim with a frozen leg of lamb and then feeds the evidence to investigators.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
Treating yourself to a piece of pie when things go well is a good idea, but remember that you said “well,” you fat ****ing hog—not “barely acceptable.”
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
The other men who delivered babies in stalled elevators were considered heroes, but they didn’t commandeer an elevator full of food, water, medical supplies, and women last July.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You remember what a good, strong, fiery kick a bottle used to have in the old days—it was nothing like the watered-down crap these puny kids are calling a Molotov cocktail.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Life as a left-hander isn’t all that bad, but you still think it’s small-minded of your insurance company to take such a laterally asymmetrical view of your accident coverage.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
This Thursday’s sudden solar flare will have far-reaching cosmic effects, changing what should have been a good day for career ambitions into an opportunity for romance with a dark stranger.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
There’s nothing wrong with consensual love between adult human beings, but as long as other people are demonizing it for personal gain, you want in.
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PD - are you Gemini or Pisces? heehee
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Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing
jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You
do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a
prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dip****.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much
for too little. This means you are never satisfied. Geminis are notorious
for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting
things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a
****. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
mother****ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You
are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ****ing. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably a cross-dresser.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of
****.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks.You are basically chicken****. There has never been a Capricorn
of any importance. You should kill yourself.