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"Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered."
Hell yea!
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Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a *damned communist. *
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How true, In the cold war era when I came to US and was working with a plumber on the side, he used to call me a commie. I used to laugh and tell him that Marshall I am from Pakistan and he used to say "Commie anyone that is not an American is a commie."
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Star are BS and for gullible people. If you read all the stars you'll realise theres something that you can relate to in each of them. Thats why some fall for them cos whenever you read yours, you'll be able to relate it somewhat to current events in your life.
Planets are just planets - celestial bodies. I never knew Uranus can bring so much fun to my life.
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Taking only the best parts from UTD's Zodiak Profiles, this is what we get.
Composite:
"People like you because you are bisexual. You enjoy masturbation more than sex. When you try to have sex, you often fall asleep while ****ing. If you are a male you are probably a cross-dresser. If you are a woman, you’re probably a whore. All of you will die of venereal disease."
** Now there's a sign to be proud of!!! **
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1/12th of humanity? this is applicable at some level to all of humanity… even those that don’t have closets.
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I don't think people take it literally, but then again, these astrologers make everything sound so obvious. It couldn't be wrong!
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Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Good coaching and kind, compassionate discipline will turn a ragtag group of problem kids into a top-notch football team, but you're just what they need to turn them back to violence and drug abuse.
LOL! Sounds like the group i teach :D
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This is indeed funny, that how people believe in this fazool stuff. Girlz are more into it but boys are making sure that they dont leave behind them and are trying their best to catch up.
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(In eastern astrology, people are not just divided into 12 groups with similar characteristics. One's future is also said to depend on the actual time of birth and the location)
I am enough of a sceptic, but I am unable to rubbish it completely...
This happend for real, I swear.
I had some tough time at the office and my wife was understandably worried. She was unable to convince me to go see an astrologer. Meanwhile she heard about an astrologer from a friend who unfortunately did not have his contact details but referred another frined. My wife called up this girl, took the astrologer's number and immediately called him up.
The astrologer picked up the phone. My wife mentioned only her name and the locality of the city she was from as a brief introduction. Before she could proceed, the astrologer asked her for her date of birth. There was then silence for some time and he told my wife "you are calling me up because you are worried about your husband's job".
Coincidence? one in a million?
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^^ If she had said "no", the next question would be "are you not able to have kids". There must be at least one other person who lives in your locality and has the same birthday.
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science of planets' positions can amazing as far as it is not used to predict the future. we can only make guesses what position a planet with be at a particular time and date but nobody has authority over the change which might occur. humans can have ideas but the total authority stays with the creator of the whole universe so he can change those any times without anybody's permission effecting the future which humans may predict.
i believe in them only to the extent of knowing my good and bad points. for example, an ex-boss told me only just looking at me that i had a gemini moon. he was alot into this stuff.