Abort mission Abort mission!

Milly · November 22, 2011, 10:44am

Re: Abort mission Abort mission!

I say they get married. These 2 share a mental compatibility that’s difficult to deny. Meet Girl, who has virginal fantasies inspired by Mills and Boon. Meet Boy, who’s been around the block and back (twice) but still can’t get it up. Girl and Boy date for 5 long years. Their ebonic conversations suggest a rare intellectual chemistry. Hormones rage one rainy night but lightening fails to strike. Unsatisfied, Girl suddenly wants to dump Boy after 5 years of deep soul bonding. Boy yawns and notices he’s run out of condoms. Fast forward 6 months later. Girl is still complaining but still boinking. Girl misses period. Girl freaks out. Enter fetus, let’s call him Bob, who’s here to make a cameo appearance. Girl suddenly decides she likes Boy and concludes the sex isn’t so bad after all. Boy hates Bob but likes boinking.

Will Bob the fetus die? Stay tuned.

Please write more. I need entertaining today!