Bhai khan sahib, yar aap ki baat samajh mai aati hai. Aap itnay hoshiyar kiyon hain? Main waisay hi aap ka mureed nahi hua na!!
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Kher baherhal matlab to jaanu ki jaan mai parr gya na!! yehi asal baat hai.
Mukhlis
Azad Andazia
–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
AA; abhi bhi guddi meiN nahiN aai baat samajh. Ab dictionary to meray paas nahiN hai. Albatta ek aarahi hai Pakistan se.
To kkair, Irsal ke ma’aney daak say bhejnay kay nahiN hotay?
Chit aur payghaam ka matbal lkab say reply, replies ho gaya, haiN? Pakar lia!!!
cool:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you…
array bhai, koi bhang wang to peena shuroo nahiN kardee. kia kehna chah rahay heiN aap?
irsalia ko meiN nay daak wali post kay taur par istemaal nahiN kiya hai balkay irsaal karnay wali post kay taur par istemaal kia hai. jaisa kay yeh eik dhaaga hai aur us meiN ham sab irsaliya irsaal kartay heiN 
Yar januu bhia kitni dafa kha hai keh pani mila ker mae/sharab piya karo. Ab tum jo kehna chahrahay ho woh meri samjh mai nahi aaraha.
Meray khayal mai aap meray irsaliyon ke baray mai kuch irshad ferma rahey hain. To iss silsilay mai khan sahib ke alfaz hi kafi hain or ainda aanay wali naslon ke liyay mashal-e-rah hain.
Waisay khan sahib yeh vodka, rum, beer, ale, cider, martini, champagne wagaira ki Urdu kiya hogi?
Haan or jannu bhia aap ney eak ghalti ker di, lafz DICTIONARY ka urdu mai matradaf Lughat hai.
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
Kia pakraa hai… khoob. matradaf lughat? agar kehetay ho to sahi hay lekin meray liay naya hai.
Pst… AA: abhi Khan Sahib ko nisvaar ki ek dibya bhijvaai hai meiN nay. Aur oos dibya meiN do chutki ek esi munshiaat ki chutki daali hai keh… Woh ek chutki mooNh meiN gai nahi keh …Gupshup ki dunya un ki aaNkhoN kay saamneh ghoom jaaye gi. Dhekna. Ab maza aaye ga:D:D:D
YAr jaanu bhai yeh aap ne kon sa kaam shroo ker diya. Kahn sahib ko tun mat ker dena. Aap ko pata hi hai keh Tun khan, mast haathi se ziyada khatarnak or holnak ho jaata hai. 
Yar jaanu bhai waisay mujhay dibiya to nahi belkah eak do chutkiyan uss safof ki bhijwa dain jo aap uss main dalain gai. Mera bhi dimagh aaj kal theek nahi hai, uss ki maramat kerni hai. Belkeh aisa kertay hain keh dono bhai mil ker kahin konay mai sootay lagatay hain Lagay dam, mitay gham wali shakal (icon).
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
array bhai, jaanu aap kia farma rahay heiN? konsi gupshup ki duniya. aap nay bhi do chaar chutkiyaaN layleni theeN baRi kaar azmooda heiN naak, aankh aur mazeed sub kuch kholnay kay liye.
waisay is dhagay ka qanoon kay mutabiq aap agar ghalti kartay hein to aapko usi taadaad mein angrezi kay alfaaz ka tarjuma karna hota hai.
eik guzarish (request) yeh hai kay hum log bohat hi gaaRhi urdu istemaal karnay lagay heiN aur kissi nay mujh say shikayat ki kay meiN kaisay hissa looN kiyoonkay meri samajh meiN kuch nahi aa raha. mazeed bar aaN, aap log apnay alfaz chuntay waqt khayal rakhaiN kay koi ulta seedha lafz to nahiN nikal gaya kiyoonkay mujhay meray jasoosi zaraye nay khabr dee hai kay yahan sinf-e-nazuk (fair sex) bhi tashreef laati heiN aur yeh munasib na hoga kay hum unhaiN yahaN aanay say bilkul hi bhagadain jaisa kay azad-andaziye sahib ermmmmmmmmmmm (chat) par kartay heiN :)
Lo G ker lo gel (pata hai pata hai punjabi hai!!!) Yar khan bhai ap ko kon si larrkiyon ki kami hai jo aap youn sahrma rahay hain. Or mainay konsi chat per aap ki mangni turrwa di hai jo aap mujhay you apnay dhagay mai zalil ker rahay hain. Woh bas aisay hi uss din meri tind kuch ziyada hi chamak rahi thi or lashkaray maar rahi thi iss liyay kamzor larrkiyan tab-e-nazara na la sakin.
Warna aap hukam to dein, aap ke dhagay mai larrkiyan hi larrkiyan piro doon ga.
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
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Originally posted by khan_sahib:
*yahaN gupshup kay qahwah aDDay par sherrybaba ki salgirah walay dhaagay meiN "pareshaN", "khaas machlee" aur ammarr kay ilawa doosray guppioN say dimagh khapana paRta hai *
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khan_sahib aik taraf to aap loogon ko dawat daitay hain is dhagay may tashreef lanay ki aur dosri taraf aap dimagh khapanay ki batain kartay hain.
Aap sub logoon ko mera adab aur salam.
meray khiyal may app sub loog masha-allah say bari achchi aur nafees baatchet kartay hain, per shayad jo yahan urdu seekhnay kay gharaz say atay hoon gay woh is urdu ko parh kar rafoo-chakar ho jatay hoon kiun kay yahan koi seekhnay walay raah guzar dikhai nahin daytay.
Mera is dhagay may dakhil honay ka aik maqsad hay..chund rooz pehlay may nay mehsoos kia kay kuch alfaz meray zehn may gonjtay hain per hum un ko jumloon may istaymal nahin kar patay. Aur shayad ye khof mujhay yahan lay aya. Umed hay kay aap loog urdu na bholnay may mera sath dain gay.
Meherbani hogi aap sub afrad ki :)
Wa-alaykum as-salaam; justujo Khan... maaf kijiey ga, kuch zabaan behek gai. nazar bhi kuch aari ho gai hai. Likha kuch hota hai, dikta kuch hai.
Kher, aap aye, meherbaani hai. Aji, hamaari zabaan peh khoosh nahin hoieay...jo kuch aata hai woh saamne hazir karteiN haiN. Ulti ya seedhi ki parwah nahi kijiey.
Ab zara meiN kuch aas paas ki khabar looN... aap tashreef rakhey rahiey...nazaarey kijiey.
HaaN to Azaad Khan, err, AA: Aap ney kia farmaaya, janaabe-waala? Do chutki us safoof ki jo meiN Khan Sahib ki nazar karooN ga? Ulta ho jaay ga, ulta. Khan ki jaan hai. Yeh to munjan bhi nisvaar se karta hai. Ab socho, se shakhs ko jo safoof ghumai ga who ek bhala admi ka kia kachumar nikaaley ga. Aray naik-zaadeh, kuch khof karo.... Dhimaagh ko t-hikaaney laagana hai to ek qawaam ka paan kha lo. Tum sidhey kharey raho gey aur dunya ulti. Hilay nahin keh tum be ultay.
Han ji Huzoore-waala khaana...matlab... Khan Sahib: Pehelay kuch tabsara aur nuqta-cheeni:
"aap nay bhi do chaar chutkiyaaN layleni theeN" - sahi kehenay ka treeqa nahiN hai.
"kaar azmooda" - barey dinoN key baad suna hai.
"naak, aankh aur mazeed sub kuch kholnay kay liye" - ab meiN aap ki fikar ko kia kahooN. Dil chahata hai keh nazaar utar looN.
"mazeed bar aaN" - hooN....mazeed baraaN... mazeed yani aur, baaraaN yani bar ya takleef ya zoor. Yeh kuch meray liye naya hai. Tor keh zara sa samajh meiN aaraha hai lekin phir bhi madad chaahiey is kay liye.
"gaaRhi urdu" - Sahi zabaan meiN - Saqeel urdu
Ab meri saza bhugtaai: Soldier - Fauji, askari, sipaahi,
Aray, salaam AA: Pan khatam hua. :D
HaaN to miaN yeh kia behudgi ho rahi hai? Khan Sahib ko...laa-hol walaa-quat... meiN to aesi gandi baat sooch bhi nahi sakta. HaN, agar tumhaiN is ki ziyaada khabar hai to woh doosri baat hai. Ab Khan Sahib, yeh jo aap bahar ki baateiN undar laaraheN haiN na woh kuch sahi nahiN hai meri nazar meiN. Ab aap behtar jaantey haiN.
"meri tind kuch ziyada hi chamak rahi thi" - meiN kuch samjha nahiN. Maloom hai kiya likha hai. Sooch raha hoon keh agar baal haiN to.....ya? Hmmmmmm. Is ki wazahat (salees/asaan zabaan meiN: safai) chahiey.
"lashkaray maar rahi thi" - lagta hai keh kabhi suna hua hoga...ziada anjaana nahi lagta: lashkaray. Jumley meiN samjh gaya lekin bazaate-khub (asaan zabaan meiN: akeley meiN/by itself) samajh meiN nahiN aata.
"tab-e-nazara" - tab = vaar?
"aap ke dhagay mai larrkiyan hi larrkiyan piro doon ga. " - Allah kheir karey. Hijra banna hai kia? Khan key liye is say bari kia baat ho sakti hai. Ab unki dukti rag peh ungli to na rakho. Museebat ho gai to kaun bachay ga.:D Parion ka guzar nahin door door aur aap huzoor bilawajeh hava day raheN haiN.
To hazraat, yeh to hogi aaj ki taaleem-e-balighan. Kuch socha tha key poonchoN ga key aap log apni apni daastaan sunaeN jis meiN Urdu ki kamzori ka haal ho.
Shab-ba-kher. Teen baj rahey haiN. Jaldi sey paroos meiN ek nazar maaron aur phir apna boriya-bistar suNmbhaaloon.
Salam sathiyo
Sab se pehlay to Jannu bhai yar aap to jaan le ker hi chorro ge. Kuch or le lo magar jaan chorr do. Yar agar aap ka urdu se wasta nahi parra itni mikdar mai to zara apni urdu fazihat ki aanch halki ker daen. Qasam se jab se aap aayay ho urdu ki chashni mai khatas bharti jaa rahi ahi. Or ooper se khan sahi nisvar ki chutki apnay kalay mai dabaya pata nahi kahan jaa soyay hain.
Jannu bhai aap ko tind ke lashkaray ki samjh nahi aai to mai kya ker sak ta hoon, yeh to apnay apnay zoq ki baat hai. Tind ke lashkaray ki tareef bayan karna her kissi ke dil gurday ki baat nahi. Aap apna dil gurda chorrain, sirf kapoora haath mai pakarr ker hi zara meri tind per haath phaer dain. Phir dekhain tind or tind walay ka kamal. Kher yeh to eak jumla-e-lateef tha magar soort-e-haal per nihayat umdagi se chust hota hai.
Or haan miyan khan sahib yeh niswar thookiyay or sharafat se urdu ki kabadi mai hisa lijiyay. Yeh dhanda aap hi ka phelaya hua hai. aap hi iss ko samatnay ki koshish kejiyay.
chain janab yeh mokah to nahi tha dhagay mai hissa dalnay ka magar ab jab yeh sab kuch likha ja juka hai to razi-be-raza ho jaiyay or sharafat se iss dori ko lamba khechtay chalay jaiyay.
Niaz mand
Azad Andaziya
--I know I'll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King--
Originally posted by freestylla:
*Salam sathiyo
Sab se pehlay to Jannu bhai yar aap to jaan le ker hi chorro ge. *
HaiN? Yaani keh...
Kuch or le lo magar jaan chorr do.
Aray maiN Khan Sahib nahiN hooN. Kaissay kaissay log haiN dunyaN meiN bhi
Yar agar aap ka urdu se wasta nahi parra itni mikdar mai to zara apni urdu fazihat ki aanch halki ker daen.
Aray, to yahaN sar khapaaney ki zaroorat hoti. Jitna gil-li danda khelna aata hai utna hi khel raheiN haiN.
Qasam se jab se aap aayay ho urdu ki chashni mai khatas bharti jaa rahi ahi.
Jannu neiN chupkay say apni chap-pal utha kay rakhdi Bhai, aap ko sahi maanoN meiN taareef daina chahato hoon. Mazaaq ek taraf: Tumhari tehrer waqaai meiN umda hai. Aray, hum to bolteiN haiN woh sirf apnay shoq meiN. Pakistan chhoray huay zamaana nikal gaya. Phir bhi bohat hai jo aati hai warna log to ultay ho jaateiN haiN kuch hi saaloN mein - chum chum -> chhum chhum ho jaati hai / P=PH aur CH=CHH ho jhata hai. Aphni zabaan hi bhool jhateiN hiaN, lhog.
Jannu bhai aap ko tind ke lashkaray ki samjh nahi aai to mai kya ker sak ta hoon, yeh to apnay apnay zoq ki baat hai.
Pal-lay meiN to par gai thi lekin. JahaN tak meiN nay dheka hai Khan Sahib ki tind kaafi lashkaray marti hai. Kai logon kay 'naalay' (izaar-bund:) ) kheNchnay ki hoshis ki hai inhoN neiN.
*Tind ke lashkaray ki tareef bayan karna her kissi ke dil gurday ki baat nahi. *
KyouN? Bohat lumbi kahani hai kia? Ya kaafi bhaag dorr karni parti hai is barraye-sagheer meiN?
Aap apna dil gurda chorrain, sirf kapoora haath mai pakarr ker hi zara meri tind per haath phaer dain. Phir dekhain tind or tind walay ka kamal.
Jannu nay lahol parha - Mian aap kia kamaal dhikaiN gay? Kia mujheh door kharey ho key app se guftagoo karni parey ki?...
Kher yeh to eak jumla-e-lateef tha magar soort-e-haal per nihayat umdagi se chust hota hai.
Kasam say? Tasveer to bari latoN wali chuni hay? Kio shikaar khelna hai kia? Ya kisi keh uppar upni jaado karna hai apni zulfoN ki tasveer dhika keh...?
KhtaiN haiN keh jis key sar par baal nahiN hotay hai us kay paas paisa aata hai. Lagta hai sahi hai. Paisa aaraha hai, ruppiah nahiN.:(
Oh, Niaz mand, Khan lagta hai kisi patli gali meiN masroof hai (kisi ki doom pakar keh jhatkay day raha hoga) ya kisi konay khudray meiN masroof hoga. Ab is say pehlay keh keechar uchhlay, meiN chalta hooN. :D
Jannu
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Originally posted by Qrius:
** khan_sahib aik taraf to aap loogon ko dawat daitay hain is dhagay may tashreef lanay ki aur dosri taraf aap dimagh khapanay ki batain kartay hain.**
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khoosh amdeed Qrius, hameiN kia maloom tha kay sherrybaba walay dhagay kay log itnay mustajib (curious as a noun) heiN :D yaad aya kahiN aap ka naam mustajib khanam to nahiN hai :)
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Originally posted by jannu:
**Originally posted by freestylla:
**Salam sathiyo
Sab se pehlay to Jannu bhai yar aap to jaan le ker hi chorro ge.
HaiN? Yaani keh...**
yaani pooray hi chupko ho aur kia?
Kuch or le lo magar jaan chorr do.
Aray maiN Khan Sahib nahiN hooN. **Kaissay kaissay log haiN dunyaN meiN bhi**
bhai peer sahib to paisay, bakray aur phal waghera meiN hi khoosh heiN. yeh laina dena aap donooN ka aapas ka muamla hai.
**Jannu bhai aap ko tind ke lashkaray ki samjh nahi aai to mai kya ker sak ta hoon, yeh to apnay apnay zoq ki baat hai.
Pal-lay meiN to par gai thi lekin. JahaN tak meiN nay dheka hai Khan Sahib ki tind kaafi lashkaray marti hai. Kai logon kay 'naalay' (izaar-bund:) ) kheNchnay ki hoshis ki hai inhoN neiN.
lashkaray marnay ka matlab hai kay inkay jootay ki cham cham aur sar kay lashkaray meiN koi farq nahiN hai. aksar log to inhaiN rok kar kehtay eik lamha rukna meiN zara apnay baal to theek karlooN. aksar khwateen inhaiN haath kay isharay say rokti heiN. yeh is khayal meiN hotay heiN kay shayad khana abadi ya khana barbadi ka muamla hai lekin woh honT-DanDi (lipstick) say apnay honT ko kabotar kay khoon say rang kar aagay baRh jaati heiN. yeh baycharay apna sa moonh bana kar reh jaatay heiN :D
*Tind ke lashkaray ki tareef bayan karna her kissi ke dil gurday ki baat nahi. *
KyouN? Bohat lumbi kahani hai kia? Ya kaafi bhaag dorr karni parti hai is barraye-sagheer meiN?
Aap apna dil gurda chorrain, sirf kapoora haath mai pakarr ker hi zara meri tind per haath phaer dain. Phir dekhain tind or tind walay ka kamal.
**Jannu nay lahol parha - Mian aap kia kamaal dhikaiN gay? Kia mujheh door kharey ho key app se guftagoo karni parey ki?...**
hameiN nahiN maloom tha kay aap barehman heiN ya yeh achoot heiN. waisay is baat say meiN mukamal ittefaq karta hoon kay yeh baat achay logoN ko zaib nahiN deti kay is tarah ki zaban istemal kareiN
**Oh, Niaz mand, Khan lagta hai kisi patli gali meiN masroof hai (kisi ki doom pakar keh jhatkay day raha hoga) ya kisi konay khudray meiN masroof hoga. Ab is say pehlay keh keechar uchhlay, meiN chalta hooN. :D
Jannu**
shukria bohat bohat aap logoN ka aap nay ham jaisay darwaish sifat (quality) wali shaksiyat ko yaad rakha. dum pakar kar khenchnay ka to mujhay bachpan say shauq hai. Allah miaN nay kuch khoon hi aisa diya hamesha laal hi raha kabhi safaid nahiN hoa to bas kuch logoN ko kono khudrooN meiN ja kar theek karna paRta hai. kabhi kabhar dum bhi khenchna paRti hai ;)
waisay jannu bhai aap yeh bataiye kay hum to thehray chaRay chaanT aadmi yeh aap teen teen bajay kin chakarooN meiN bain-al-aqwmi jaal (WORLD WIDE WEB)
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Adab o tasleemat
Bhaiyo or khamosh larrkiyo
Pehlay to Main apnay Kapooray wapas leta hoon, Mera matlab hai keh apnay kapooray walay alfaz wapas leta hoon. Waqai mujhay andaza nahi tha keh na cheez ki zaban se belkeh hathon se kis qisam ke behooda alfaz ada ho rahay hain. Main waqai sharminda hoon. Khan sahib iss ki saza ke tor per aap meray nathnon mai char chutki nisvar daal dijiyay. Doosri baat yeh keh mera maksad har giz WOH nahi tha LENAY DENAY wali baat kernay se. Ab yeh khan sahib ki be-basi belkeh be-kassi hai jo unn ka rukh-e-roshan or sitara aankhain kamar ke neechay hi markoz rehti hain.
Januu Bhai aap bhi kamal kertay hain, yar maiany aap ki urdu dani ko nishan-e-tanqeed nahi banaya tha. App ki urdu Mashallah meri zaban se bhi arfa’e hai. Meri dua hai keh aap iss mai mazeed taraki ker keh haumain sharminda honay ka moqah aata fermain
Haan to hazreen mehfil ab kuch gard bhi jharr di jayay apni tind se. Yar khan sahib uss din aap to door kharray thay, unn khawateen, jo sawa teen thien, nay mujhay waqai khana barbadi ke liyay bulaya tha. Or woh apnay honton ki rangai or chamkai meri tind mai dekh ker nahi belkeh uss se mutasir ho ke ker rahi theen. Uss din pooray dhai/arrhai so rupon (Rs 250) ki deharri lagi. Ab yeh alag kahani hai, kabhi baad mai hazreen-o-mutasareen ke pur zor israr per nashar karon ga irsaliyay mai.
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Kher iss irsaliyay ka maksad bator-e Maafi nama tha. Or Jannu bhai aap se bhi guzarish hai keh mujhay maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf ker dain Khudda ke liyay ( Khudda ke “dda” per zor de kar) mera maksad aap ki dil azari nahi tha.
Kher Andesh
Azad Andaziya
–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
Haan janab to soort-e-haal kuch youn hai keh, apany khan sahib ne yeh alfaz Qahwah Khanay ki eak dori jo Bachi Gurrya (babaydoll) ne shroo ki hai, mai ada kiyay hain.
Zara iss ki bhi lagay hathoon wazahat ho jayay khan sahib.
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
Salaam saathioN,
Abhi to meiN kaam peh hoon. Kuch waqt mila tha mintoN key hisaab se jo ek aur dhaagay peh qurbaan ho gaya (zara kuch naazuk mauzoo tha us dhagay meiN…aray who aar waaley kamreh peh kuch guftugoo thi…Ch. Huh..kush ab?) HaaN, to kia keh raha tha. . . haaN yaad aya. Abhi to mein itna lumba chora jawaab nahiN day sakta aap key ‘irsaliay’? ka (aray ek khabar: Pakistan is meri Urdu-English, English-Urdu ki martradaaf? arahiN haiN is hafteh). Abhi meray kaam key din shuroo hogay haiN (solah ghantay chaar din !! saat say raat gyaara). To jesa moqa mila to wesa intezaam karooN ga.
Abhi meri khaamoshi bhi aaney waali hay. Aglay hafteh chutti peh jaa raha hooN. AA ko to najaat milay gi…us ko pata nahi kia shikaayat hai?
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Abhi tak bataaya nahiN key kieuN?..Allah behtar jaanta hai.
Insha-Allah phir mulaaqaat ho gee.
Adaab araz hai;
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you…
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maza nahee aya jee.
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