A Pakistani guy from USA was visiting Pakistan. He was on the road when he saw a cute child selling flowers. He went to him and said
Guy: kia haam hai tumhara?
Bacha: jee Asim
Guy: tum parhtey keyuun nahee? yee kam keyun ker rahey ho?
Bacha: jee main yateem hoon sub maa, behen ka kharcha utha hoon is tarha
Guy: acha ager main tumahee every month paisey bhaijoon USA sai tu tum parhoo gaay?
Bacha: jee zaoor
Guy: liken tumheen kuch wada kerna ho ga.
Bacha: Kia?
Guy: mujhey apnee maa sai laoo, apna ghar dekhaoo, main tumhara bank account khool doon ga. tum har maheney mujhey apnee progress report bhaijna. Ager report achee ho gee tu main paisey bhaijaa karoon ga… bolo manzoor?
Bacha: Manzoor! aap Kerry Loger hain na? 
good one..:k: