A lame and dumb post.

Or is it ?
An illiterate farmer from a Pakistani village sent his son to city to get educated. This son spent many many years in city and got the best education possible from the best university. Father never hesitated to spend his money for education of his son.
Finally son came back to the village after getting many big degrees. Father was so happy. He arranged a big party to celebrate his son’s home coming. At the end of the party the Farmer asked the son :
Baita toon parh aya ?
Son said :
Jee aba jee.
At that point this farmer drew a line on the dirt floor of the chopal like the following and said to son :
Baita iss noon parh.

Son looked at it and was dumbfounded. Then finally he said :
Abba jee eh tay main nahi parh sagda.
The farmer said:
Oh bewaqoofa may ree tay saree kam e za ya ho ga e. Toon _ _ _ _ _ nahi parh sagda tay key parh sagda hay.

Now you guys fill in the blanks.

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M I R C H :aq:

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Posts :hehe:

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Tarah tarah kay monh na bana o . Jaldi say fill in the blanks karo ab na.

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lol...**jahil **hain hum :o

nahi perh saktay app ki post :p

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is it his father's name?

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does it say "Ai Allah" in urdu? but then, ppl wouldn't write Allah's name on the ground would they...

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lagta hay kah tumharay parents kay paisay bhee za ya hee ho ga a. Just kidding. Not the right answer.

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lol…to tum bhiiiii perh sakti hoo :eek:

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^ guzaara ho ja ta hai :p

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Tumharay parents kay saray to nahi magar kuch paisay za a ho ga a. You are right Allah ka naam zameen par kaisay likh saktay hay aik Pakistani.
Ab mujhay neend aa rahee hay agar subha tak kisee nay sahee jawab nahi bata ya then I will post the right answer.

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lol..acha acha samjh gayee :ahaa:

tum physic ke kitabay ghool ghool ker…(lol it reminds me that Exam cheat sheet thread :hehe:)

Mirch: jahil is the answer :mad:

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If any of you is too curious then pm me for the right answer I will not post it here yet. magar bay emani nahi karna , kisee aur ko nahi batana sahee jawab. you have 20 more minutes before I call it a day.

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Zameen? Mitti? Trees? What is it? :hmmm:

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Wrong answer . aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn. I am trying to create the sound from family feud show

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Ab main aap ko kia kahoon bhai jaan. but your answer is wrong too. aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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meray parents ka sab kuch zaya hogaya muj pay :D

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yeh sawal he ghalat hai :mad:
and i can prove it being wrong :snooty:

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i know but I wont tell :snooty:

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2 questions:

  1. Iska koi dhang ka jawab hai bhi ya hum apna time zaaya kar rahey hain?
  2. Jo blank daali hai, does that mean that the answer is a 5-letter word? If yes, is it in English or Urdu?

Kisan uncle, please bata dein na aap ney kia likha tha