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well he explained in the first post - he'd do that but his "rubber ducky" isn't working..
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The only whacking he'll have done is... errrrr nevermind.
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There is this hottie Irani chick at the guest house I stay at. I know I have impressed her with my wit and intelligence. Long story but it was fun. Now the question is a very simple one, how do I get her? I have strategies but they usually require a rubber ducky and I don't have access to one.
leave her alone, highlighted part alone has made me suspected about her own intelligence :)
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Oh boy, oh boy! This thread does not have a very long life does it! But it was amusing while it lasted 
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True! CM…I thought you spared the feeble minded. 
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You lie.There cannot be a hot Iranian lady where you’re at. Let me close this thread now. 
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oh man an iranian girl, iranian women are very pretty, i watched an iranian movie which was something about love between the youth of today and contrasting it with how difficult it was for the older generation to show a person of the opposite sex that he/she loved them. It was a good movie and their culture is so beautiful
ok CM, don't use any pickup lines on her, just be decent and sweet with her, ask her about herself and be charming like you always are and i'm pretty sure she'll get the hint that you like her
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Iranian girls are pretty cute, most of the time. Although they can have an awful fashion sense. But yeah on the whole just take the lead, bring on some heavy flirting, be straight up. They like that. Chances are if she's in Afghanistan, she's got balls as big as yours. Metaphorically ofcourse. So yeah, go for it.
/playamode
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What is a delimma?
:P
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What is a delimma?
:P
its a south Indian word, meaning 'meray honay walay bachchon kee amma'. Southies very lovingly call their girlfriends, Ayyo Delimma. I am surprised that you never heard of that before.
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Jesus Christ.
It's not spring yet, and there is so much love in the air.
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Ask her about her nose job she'll tell you all about it. Awesome conversation starter
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^Oh no, now that’s waaaay tooooo subtle n classy for him.
“So them knockers be fake or real?” sounds like a conversation starter that’s more up his alley. He would get straight to the point. 
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^ No i wasn being sarcastic. Iranian girls do have nose jobs. I saw it on PBS the other day. 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/02/eveningnews/main692495.shtml
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Pervy Perverson is likely to get more action with my suggested conversation starter. You can’t “feel” a nose to test/confirm if it’s the “real” thing. Gotta think on CM’s level.
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^ Hey you can't just go for the goodies like that, you gota start slow. :D
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She might only just slap him in the beginning (as far as any action goes)…and then build up from there. See…starting slow.
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thinking like CM 
you guys know him so well 
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I would suggest just staring for now. Do that for about a week and see what happens
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its a south Indian word, meaning 'meray honay walay bachchon kee amma'. Southies very lovingly call their girlfriends, Ayyo Delimma. I am surprised that you never heard of that before.
:)