There is this hottie Irani chick at the guest house I stay at. I know I have impressed her with my wit and intelligence. Long story but it was fun. Now the question is a very simple one, how do I get her? I have strategies but they usually require a rubber ducky and I don’t have access to one.
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a hottie irani blond ehh! 
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Brunette actually but the gazongas she has on her, she might as well be a blonde!
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Oh poor you 
The delusions have begun. You need to leave that godforsaken place before you lose what’s left of your mind 
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Excuse you I am pretty damn sure they are natural and real.
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Ask her this: "Do you have a little desi in you? No? Would you like some?"
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does that give u some ideas? bhabhi will be monitoring ur posts in this thread? eh? 
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CM said that she is impressed with his intelligence, so I concluded that she must be a blond.
I have my thinking pants on for a change.
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CM said that she is impressed with his intelligence, so I concluded that she must be a blond.
I have my thinking pants on for a change.
lol@Thinking pant ... carry on! :)
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Ask her this: "Do you have a little desi in you? No? Would you like one?"
LMAO! That I shall actually use....but in a different manner.
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@ Slims - that was naughty!
@ CM - you do know that silicone is pretty life-like now? And sometimes when a lady asks you to pass the salt at the dinner table, that just what she means. While the two of you may have language barriers, asking for the salt wasn’t a Farsi was of asking you to be the father of her children 
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Yes it maybe lifelike but you can visually tell the difference. I spent a good weekend learning the difference. Thank Allah for my friends. And who said I wanted to father her children? I have commitment issues.
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don't worry, someone else'll father her kids for you pal..
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:hinna: My attempt at trying to maintain the proprieties is lost on you. This is a family-oriented website, I wanted to give you the opportunity to keep things on the up and up and not venture into X-rated territory. Alas, there’s no helping you!
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Phew. Thanks for the offer queer. Could you also deal with her nagging and complaints?
Sadly there is no help for me at all. Oddly enough you are not the first female to say that to me and most likely not the last. But I do keep life interesting :D
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LOL!
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I live in hope that one day, someone will be able to help you and someone’s words will resonate with you and make a difference. Until then, carry on! You’re almost as entertaining as a pet monkey
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CM be carefull doode!
What if you end up the wrong side of some death cult witch? 
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for a change
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What? You havent whacked her on the head yet and dragged her into your cave?