A bedtime story

Lifestyle Relationships
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Few months back, this friend of mine came over on one of the weekends with his girlfriend. We went out, had dinner etc and came back to my place. Since it was getting pretty late, I offered them to stay over. I even offered them to use my bed (a very rare, privileged opportunity - I’m kind at heart you see) while I took the couch. They accepted and stayed over.

After about half an hour, while I was half asleep, my bedroom door hurled opened. Two of them emerged, hyper and hungry. Looked like they had just burned 2000 calories (each). They came out, announced to the empty space loudly that they were hungry and marched towards the kitchen. By the time they opened the fridge, took out the stuff and turned on the microwave, I was fully awake and pissed.

They carried on with whatever they were doing and finished eating. They ate every single edible/non-edible thing available in the fridge, including the chicken curry I had left in there to rot months ago, just to eventually have it turned into my own version of rat poison (Well, I also sorta wanted to test the scientific theory that mass doesn’t disappear on its own once left on a spot for long).

After eating, they announced (to the empty space, again, as they were completely irresponsive to whatever I barked during the whole episode) that they were going back to the bed.

Next day, after they left, I washed my bed sheets, pillow cases, and put my quilt under the sun for two days. I was even so loathed that I didn’t sleep in my bed for next whole week. Knowing that they had sex in my bed was a pretty disgusting feeling. Hey, if I’d be in same situation, I won’t use others’ bed, couch, or kitchen table (Well, recliner is a bit too irresistable and hence is excepted). It’s totally against unwritten (but existing) male territorial principles to violate other male’s sanctuary.

Nothing that I would mind their sleeping in the bed again but there is no gaurantee that they won’t have a repeat performance (all my friends are morons, they won’t listen to me even if I tell them bluntly).

What should I do? I don’t want to be rude and tell them to leave after midnight next time they come over but the alternative is equally unacceptable.

So whatcha guys say? (I know what you have in mind, johny - and the answer is NO!!!).

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You SHOULD be upset Roman. They had sex and didn't even ask. At least you gave them your leftovers. Unfortunately, you didn't get any.

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tell them to go to a hotel.

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Change your friends and get a girl friend, if wife is too hard to find! ;~)

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Well if they are such good friends that they can tell you they are hungry and eat whatever they want, they can sleep in your bed then surely you are as good a friend to them and can say what you want - You have a right to sleep in your own bed ("because I've discovered that I sleep really badly on the couch" - not a lie I think, after this experience) and offer them whatever you want them to eat or not. If it upsets you the way they behave in your house, if they are doing something you do not approve of, you have evry right to say "no, chaps, I'm not comfortable with that, please make your own arrangements"

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Rom: Did you charge them an hourly or a daily rate?

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Cool

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

A roman brothel has emerged

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

Well on a serious note tell the girl to sleep in your bed making it clear that there is one pillow and blanket and the guy else where NOT in the room. If it doesn’t get through to them “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS” No no, what I meant to say was just tell 'em casually ‘no hanky business’

Jitna Diya Sarkar Nay Mujko, Itni Meri Auqat Nahi, Yeh Saab Tumhara Karam Hai Aqa, Mujh Mein Aisi Koi Baat Nahin.

Love happens once . . .

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Install a sensitive electronic horn under your bed. So whenever there's action the horn will blow.
I can guarantee you that they will sleep like babies, and you will have a lot of fun.

BTW, have you seen the movie Sliver with Sharon Stone. The fellow in the movie owned a building and had installed a few dozen camera's.
If you decide to do so, let us know. We can ask Azkar to introduce the possibility to post movies.

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On the flip side, I don't have a problem if two of my female friends have sex in my bed (Yes, my bed is comfortable and small enough to accomodate even three of us). And I doubt if I'd want to launder my sheets in that case.

Is it some form of hypocrisy or I'm just being a normal heterosexual male?

[This message has been edited by Roman (edited November 08, 2001).]

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[quote]
Originally posted by Roman:
**On the flip side, I don't have a problem if two of my female friends have sex in my bed (Yes, my bed is comfortable and small enough to accomodate even three of us). And I doubt if I'd want to launder my sheets in that case.

Is it some form of hypocrisy or I'm just being a normal heterosexual male?

[This message has been edited by Roman (edited November 08, 2001).]**
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Rom: You could have an enitre cheerleading squad from Davis Polk High and it won't be hypocritical.

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Rom: Now you know Why I didn't use your bed. I respect your territory.(saala bed na hoyea Jamraud da killa hoyea).
oh and you have 2 lesbian friends? pehlay nai dasseya?

Pathwari: you are scaring me by mentioning all these blow horns and video networking. I am very shy in front of camera.

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Roman

how do you manage to sleep in hotels then, who knows hwat went on between whom in that room eh?

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Fraudia, I do what everybody else does - sleep on the floor.

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Is it some form of hypocrisy or I'm just being a normal heterosexual male?

very normal, hypocrisy is defined when somebody else does that.

Chann Gee,
Sometimes one should forget the "shy part"

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[quote]
Originally posted by Roman:
Fraudia, I do what everybody else does - sleep on the floor.
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The floor.....a place that hotel guests are even less careful with.....

yuck!

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You need to get a sofa-cum-bed kinda couch and when guests want to crash, just extend it and make their bed there.

I'm sure if they are good friends, they wouldn't complain.

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[quote]
Originally posted by Muzna:
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The floor.....a place that hotel guests are even less careful with.....

yuck!

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Yeh, I have a few rug-burns of my own.

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if you cant fight 'em join 'em!

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having sex in your bed, and eating your fridge empty, yaar ye kja hai,
I wont do that ever in my friends house, eek....

aja ni bedja tange té