A bedtime story

eww, gross gross gross.

i'd have burned the matress and sued them for a new one.

khair, just buy an airbed for your overnight guests. let them deal with a used bed, not you.

or just hang out longer until they are too tired for sex. there u go. problem solved.


'tis the season to gimme money!

Slip your freinds some salt petre

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Or alternatively tell em you got a web cam set up in your bedroom

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…even if your joking they’ll think twice.

You sleep on hotel floors?

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hi Roman, thought might share sumthin i know

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4 diseases of the heart,
1.too much eating
2.too much sleeping
3.too much talking(vain talk)
4.bad company.

‘and sit in the company of the righteous, that is pleasing to Allah’

p.s me not makin judgements.

allah alim.

Roman-
Give’em some of their own medicine, visit 'em one weekend wid ur gf.

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Originally posted by MyStiCaL_MisS:
*p.s me not makin judgements.
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...so u would call that, what exactly?

I would call it, a humble advice.

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All is the Beloved and the lover is a veil
The Beloved is alive and the lover is dead (RUMI)

Roman, guess what, i found yours uljhan ki suljhan… check out this product..

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LOL!

raaj-dulara, you are the best!

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Roman, see, no more wetting the bed, ok? Use this protector.

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Whats with all this talk about you guys telling me go with your girlfriend, He is Muslim, a Muslim does not have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Next time they come over, tell them, get a room of your own you animals.

EWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWW

You guys have put this idea in my head now, the next time I go into a hotel I wont be able to sleep ufff you guys.

Raj dulara: ROFL!

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You absolutely hit it!

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Amazing stuff man!

*thinks of getting some for nanhay munhay bachay as well.


The world is not enuf!

Thanks Raj, now that we know what to do about the numerous little babies that visit me ever so frequently, and whom I nurse, feed, and rock gently, and place them next to each other on the bed after they fall asleep on my shoulder, all I have to worry about are the grown ups who are a bit more careful about the spill overs.