Re: 5 Beauty products you cannot live without!
1 - Fair and Lovely (To keep me looking like snow white)
2 - Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream (To maintain a lovely yellow complexion, desi equivalent of self tanning lotion when used on top of above mentioned fair and lovely)
3 - Mustard Oil (for fragrant smelling dark and greasy hair)
4 - Jolene bleach (so that the hairs on my upper lip can sparkle in the light)
5 - Jasmine scented talc (So that when I can smell like chamelli on a hot day).
How** DARE** you forget my beloved Tibet Snow, Ashe Skin Whitening Cream, Stillman's fairness cream, Bio Nikhar, Archies, Emami Fairness, English Fairness Snow cream*????????* HUH???? All of these I mix and blend together in a lovely jar, which I humbly title, "Redvelvet's Beauty Secret".
^Mind you....I use a porcelain jar for my cute concoction. In the hopes that I will have....you know....porcelain skin. And I also made sure to put a sticker of a GORI **on my porcelain jar.....you know.....in the hopes of becoming GORI GORI myself!**
But....don't you vorry. I also stay true to my desi hertiage. I oil my hair regularly with Dalda Banaspati Ghee....you know.....for that lovely glistening effect. And then I vear my hair in two braids and tie with a RED ribbon. It MUST be *Red *(because my name is Redvelvet) and also becase red contrasts nicely against my black oily....i mean glistening...braids.
And when I have the time, I spritz myself with my special fragrance called Eau de Saag. Then I go out...i just run through the fields of mustard flowers.....my daily exercise. Sometimes I intensify my workout routine...by pumping water from the well.
This is true byooty, I tell you! All these things, I can't live without.