5 Beauty products you cannot live without!

M_was_here · November 1, 2011, 10:02pm

Re: 5 Beauty products you cannot live without!

How** DARE** you forget my beloved Tibet Snow, Ashe Skin Whitening Cream, Stillman’s fairness cream, Bio Nikhar, Archies, Emami Fairness, English Fairness Snow cream**???** HUH??? All of these I mix and blend together in a lovely jar, which I humbly title, “Redvelvet’s Beauty Secret”.

^Mind you…I use a porcelain jar for my cute concoction. In the hopes that I will have…you know…porcelain skin. And I also made sure to put a sticker of a GORI on my porcelain jar…you know…in the hopes of becoming GORI GORI myself!

But…don’t you vorry. I also stay true to my desi hertiage. I oil my hair regularly with Dalda Banaspati Ghee…you know…for that lovely glistening effect. And then I vear my hair in two braids and tie with a RED ribbon. It MUST be **Red **(because my name is Redvelvet) and also becase red contrasts nicely against my black oily…i mean glistening…braids.

And when I have the time, I spritz myself with my special fragrance called Eau de Saag. Then I go out…i just run through the fields of mustard flowers…my daily exercise. Sometimes I intensify my workout routine…by pumping water from the well.

This is true byooty, I tell you! All these things, I can’t live without.

HAHAHAHA! “**Eau de Saag” **dies