Not at all - I was merely explaining to those who may have misunderstood your noble intentions of educating women on how to keep their man happy - what the true meaning of your thread was. No need to thank me - consider it a public service 
agreeeeeeeeeeeeed…!!! 
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Oh that is just a subjective interpretation of the comments based on a biased point of view. Of course displaying a typical female characteristic, that of replacing what is intended with comments that make the female happy.
In other words catty :D
Given that the response was given in the same vein as the original post, I'll leave it to you to determine whether the the original post was catty.
I'll admit that my original response to the post was different. After being suitably amused by the post - my reaction was that a couple reading the post together - if they can laugh over 75% of it and actually implement the other 25% (where the task and reward as it were, is shared) - then the couple's got a pretty good relationship.
To the benefit of believers in this list, I hear they’re making robots very lifelike nowadays… :halo:
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Or dolls.
hhahahahahah oh man this thread is funny
CM i sincerely wish that u find the girl who doesn’t take jokes seriously…
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
i agree with Zena. So we women are basically just there too please men? How about men taking some responsibility for us women for a change rather than just expecting a housewife(slave) instead. It's about time our society changed attitudes and both men and women looked after each other that would be nice how about intergrating some equality. There are men who do take responsibilty for their women - hats of to all you men.
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
In your dreams CM.
This reminds me of a book I read on marital rights:
' Dear woman, If you ever want to get rid of you're husband, just cook him fatty food. Not only will you get away with it, but he will die happy with you.'
That was one strange book.
so basically your requirements are sex, food, and silence...lol.
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
It boils down to respecting elders, looking after the home, being a good wife and doing things which a wife would do anyway. It's not too hard.
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I am wondering if any one you realise that this thread covers just about every point you women consistently complain about? :D
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Uhh cuz men are such cry babies!
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Its because we know you women will comfort us when we do. One can sacrifice everything for a bit of TLC :D
1- Make sure you make a new meal every day. No leftovers.
2- Always wear something that "makes him happy" when he gets home.
3- Your husband is your life, make sure you treat him like a god.
4- Don't be a bossy, nagging little witch. It helps no one. Esp you.
5- Be very generous to him. Always make sure he gets the last pizza slice and stuff.
6- Remember his lap is your seat. A quick jump here and there to shower him with kisses works best.
7- Avoid anger.
8- Look good for him and smell great. Clothing is optional!
9- Don’t be rigid, understand he works with idiots all day long and doesn't want to be nagged as soon as he enters the door. Be flexible at all times.
10- Be a good woman, understand he is a bad listener and doesn't care.
11- Accept that is will is law and never argue.
12- Never ever call your husband any gay ass names. He is a man, treat him as such.
13- Surprise him repeatedly, focus on the bed room and the lack of clothing.
14- Use more tongue
15- Accept him shortcomings/ everyone has a few hundred
16- Show that you appreciate him by making sure he is satisfied in all aspects. No need to list them they are common sense.
17- Don't be a ***** to his mom.
18- Don't be a motormouth. Give him some peace and quiet at home as soon as he comes home.
19- Don't ***** about him to your girlfriends
20- Again make sure the bed
21- Get rid of the same old routine once in a while, scrub the rust. Make the bedroom far more exciting
22- Make sure you think good things of him and then do good things. Actions are better than thoughts esp if they don't involve clothing,
23- Ignore all of the words/actions you don’t like
24- Be more than patient. Be a little pixie.
25- Act jealous. Don't act crazy.
26- Be humble and a freak.
27- Don’t put a price on his happiness.
28- Don't boss him around the house.
29- You better love his mother!
30- Show him how ideal a wife you are in the bed room, kitchen and infront of others (The last two are not sexually oriented you sick sick people).
31- You better pray for him and his family or you will go to hell for being a bad wife.
32- Don't bring his past, even if an ex-girlfriends shows up. That **** is buried. Let it stay there.
33- Don’t demand favours for nothing in return.
34- Learn to compromise. Specifically when you are right.
35- Make food he likes and don't complain about him not dieting and what not. You live only once.
36- He is your husband. Treat him like Romeo, Brad Pitt and Winston Churchill all rolled in to one.
37- Lady on the street - freak in the bed. Words to live by.
38- Don’t hold grudges. No silent treatment. No whining or moaning.
39- Avoid being harsh hearted and moody.
40- Respect him and his mom. They are all there is in your world.
Ladies these are words of wisdom one should live by. And look they are 20 points shorter than the one for men!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL hahahahahahahahahah too funny lov it hehe
s 2,3,5-8,13, 20-22, 30-32, 36-38 ----done :p lolzzz
(hides from all the ladies :p )
^LOL
Why not put him on the treadmill, hang some halwa puri from the ceiling right in front of the treadmill, and see how fast he can run for it! :)
hahahahaha i like that
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
This thread should be renamed 'how to satisfy an incapable mommies boy with low self esteem'
^^^^lol trudat