Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband’s Love, —Guaranteed—
I love the way McPendo and funguy are keeping each other happy:omg:
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband’s Love, —Guaranteed—
Wow. What a thread. Wow. If we had 10 stars I would have given all of them. :bigbunchofflowerswalismilie:
Aww shucks, thank you - you’re making me blush 
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Hate to say it but most of these are true.
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
They're true because we let them be true
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Why does loving someone or making them feel loved have to be so complicated?
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Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
LMAO! The day I find a Paki girl that can take a joke without getting all burnt up, I am gonna marry her. She would indeed be a rare commodity!
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It was good stimulation Dr. CM. So many of them working together - superb exercise for teaching them teamwork and how to use the brain. As soon as the teamwork exercise is concluded, they will get back to chopping each other’s roots off 
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Why thank you Dr Jaanwar. As you can see by this simulation, women indeed are fragile creatures. A few words said in jest can produce the "Harpy affect". These fragile women turn into evil creatures with talons sharp enough to rip apart any man for no reason whatsoever.
As the lore goes for Harpies, they attack in groups, and target specifically men.
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Indeed a learning experiment Dr CM. I would call it either being fragile or perhaps not having been able to develop proper control over their emotional reaction to various stimuli. The talons come as a natural feature - while some evolutionally more developed members of this specie exhibit better control over the harpy state, some seem to have a very weak control over it. Hatred for the 'man' appears to be a common trait. The ability to understand and process information, and the ability to differenciate between actual stimuli and pseudo stimuli is significatly lacking. I am sure further experiments will lead to more interesting findings.
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Hmm...you make a very valid point regarding the stimuli. I suggest we look for a method by which to pacify these harpies into a more amicable mood.
As batman always said "To the bedroom!"
thats the only thing that keeps their mouth shut…from the very first to last its all abt sex…its the only way to get ur demands fulfilled…when he is not thinking straight…
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Its funny how men don't get whether a woman is taking their dumb joke seriously or just plainly enjoying the dumbness
enjoying the dumbness
Women know how to enjoy themselves!
Women know how to enjoy themselves!
Now, now - that sounds like a catty response, meow!
One of the other threads was talking about the battle of the sexes - truth is the back and forth repartee is done in jest by most contributors and at most it challenges our mental agility. I don't know of very many people who lack the sense of humour to enjoy it or heaven forbid, treat these conversations as gospel.
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^ Exactly :D
Now, now - that sounds like a catty response, meow!
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Woof woof!
I agree with you Sehresh ... I feel pity for those who take light banter on a public board seriously.
Some very so called "open minded" and "liberal" girls here have accused me of "flirting" while being married.
I have always taken pride in that the Pakistanis have the best sense of humor among all the South Asian nationalities. But I am not sure if I can say the same for the Pakistani women of GS. Some (not all) take interaction from the males too seriously. I wonder if they interact the same way at work, school?
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Sehrysh one could look at your comments regarding the original post as catty as well, with a hint of "I am gonna show him" attitude :D