what kind of men you hv been dealing with 
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
^god forbid none like them folks!
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This one is totally hilarious "You better pray for him and his family or you will go to hell for being a bad wife." Made me giggle in front of my co-worker (she probably thinks I'm crazy)
O please chandaa .. now you are reading way too much into that ..
you have to agree...its got a kick to it.. :)
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^ :D I agree
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Make sure you make a new meal every day. No leftovers
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So then what are you supposed to do with any leftovers? Eat them all yourself or throw all them away??
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^ Feed them to YOUR mom, as she is inferior to HIS mom.
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Preach CM Preach the truth brother!
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^ Amen to that brother... hallelujah
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^ohh tha Lord hath blessed us with fyne woman yessir yessir indeed sir, Ohhh we dance in the joy of the woman yessir! Hallelujah we free at last we free at last yessir!
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Reverend McPendo from the Kingdom of Nye for the freedom of men...hallelujah
And I have a dream that the men of Pakistan shall rise
Rise above the valleys of K-2 and Karrakurram
And take control of the remote control...hallelujah brothers
And control they will...their sports and their hobbies and their lives...brother
And we will conquer back our true and nature given rights....HALLELUJAH!
^ And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to funguy!
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3- Your husband is your life, make sure you treat him like a god.
Like a GOD? Should we bow down to them too?
5- Be very generous to him. Always make sure he gets the last pizza slice and stuff.
This one is just funny lol..but sorry, no one gets the last pizza slice except me 
10- Be a good woman, understand he is a bad listener and doesn’t care.
:aq: and doesn’t care? This one must be a joke
11- Accept that is will is law and never argue.
Haha yeah okay
26- Be humble and a freak.
can you go on for 10 seconds without thinking of sex?
29- You better love his mother!
As long as the mother loves us!
31- You better pray for him and his family or you will go to hell for being a bad wife.
Who thought of this one? Your 3 year old cousin?
40- Respect him and his mom. They are all there is in your world.
ofcourse
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Ladies - let me interpret CM's instructions for you:
1- Make sure you make a new meal every day. No leftovers.
Dial the nearest take-out place and voila - a new fresh meal every day - you did "make" the phone call.
2- Always wear something that "makes him happy" when he gets home.
Remind him you need a raise in your clothing allowance...
3- Your husband is your life, make sure you treat him like a god.
This one's going to damn him to Hades - he's encouraging shirk...
4- Don't be a bossy, nagging little witch. It helps no one. Esp you.
Speak to him the same way his mum speaks to him - after all his mum isn't a bossy, nagging little witch
5- Be very generous to him. Always make sure he gets the last pizza slice and stuff.
*Sure why not - he can overeat, clog his arteries but make sure he's has a healthy life insurance policy *
6- Remember his lap is your seat. A quick jump here and there to shower him with kisses works best.
Okay - but when his mum is over, let her know that your majazi-e-khuda told you it was your duty.
7- Avoid anger.
His part - avoid angering you
8- Look good for him and smell great. Clothing is optional!
See # 2
9- Don’t be rigid, understand he works with idiots all day long and doesn't want to be nagged as soon as he enters the door. Be flexible at all times.
Take up yoga.
10- Be a good woman, understand he is a bad listener and doesn't care.
Remember ladies he's a bad listener - so when he asks about the new Prada purse on the credit card statement - remember you told him and he didn't care - ergo he blessed it.
11- Accept that is will is law and never argue.
But you're the legislator - his will may be law but you draft the laws - all he does is implement them.
12- Never ever call your husband any gay ass names. He is a man, treat him as such
Okay - you can call the postman jaanu instead.
13- Surprise him repeatedly, focus on the bed room and the lack of clothing.
I guess he wants you to redecorate the bedroom at regular intervals and this would include a wardrobe shopping spree since he wants you to focus on the lack of clothing.
14- Use more tongue
He really likes zubaan ki nihari - give him a second helping
15- Accept him shortcomings/ everyone has a few hundred
Shortcomings - he may already feel inadequate because of his shortcomings - try not to rub it in.
16- Show that you appreciate him by making sure he is satisfied in all aspects. No need to list them they are common sense.
Follow the other 39 ways to make him happy.
17- Don't be a ***** to his mom.
No comment since I can't disagree - you ought to be as nice to his mom as she is with you.
18- Don't be a motormouth. Give him some peace and quiet at home as soon as he comes home.
In other words silence is golden. When he asks for the remote remember - shush him since you're enjoying a quiet moment watching your favorite soap.
19- Don't ***** about him to your girlfriends
You need to make some guy friends to whom you can complain to about him.
20- Again make sure the bed
Don't know where this one was going - but I'll venture hire a cleaning a service so the bed is always made up.
21- Get rid of the same old routine once in a while, scrub the rust. Make the bedroom far more exciting
See # 13
22- Make sure you think good things of him and then do good things. Actions are better than thoughts esp if they don't involve clothing,
*That shouldn't take too long - not much to think about and your good actions will be proportionate to the number of good things you can remember about him. *
23- Ignore all of the words/actions you don’t like
When he said you couldn't buy the diamond - he wants you to ignore his instructions - he wants you to get the matching earrings as well.
24- Be more than patient. Be a little pixie.
You've got this one down cold. You mastered patience on day two of your marriage. Ask him if he wants you to get the pixie hair cut - but you'll need to invest in those pricy extensions to change up your look as per his wishes.
25- Act jealous. Don't act crazy.
You can't help but be jealous of all the girls that got away from him. If only you knew then what you know now.
26- Be humble and a freak.
You've already humbled yourself to be with him and it was a freaky decision when you said yes to his proposal.
27- Don’t put a price on his happiness.
*He doesn't want to know how little it's worth (the recessions after all) - it'd break his heart - let's leave him in blissful ignorance. *
28- Don't boss him around the house.
Boss him around outside the house.
29- You better love his mother!
As much as she loves you.
30- Show him how ideal a wife you are in the bed room, kitchen and infront of others (The last two are not sexually oriented you sick sick people).
Can he replicate you? How else are you supposed to be in three places at the same time.
31- You better pray for him and his family or you will go to hell for being a bad wife.
Remind him that to ensure that your prayers are answered and given the number of prayers they all need and since there are only 24 hours in a day -- he can forget about the other 39 ways to make him happy.
32- Don't bring his past, even if an ex-girlfriends shows up. That **** is buried. Let it stay there.
Agree with him on this -you really don't want to bring up his past - any information he shares might make you an accessory after the fact and you'd rather not know where she's buried.
33- Don’t demand favours for nothing in return.
Aww, he's being so nice - you get the favour and he wants to give you something in return for it.
34- Learn to compromise. Specifically when you are right.
Compromise is healthy - just make sure that the options for compromise are the one's that you've given him - win-win.
35- Make food he likes and don't complain about him not dieting and what not. You live only once.
See # 5.
36- He is your husband. Treat him like Romeo, Brad Pitt and Winston Churchill all rolled in to one.
That would make you Juliet, Angelina Jolie and Clementine Churchill.
37- Lady on the street - freak in the bed. Words to live by.
*Freakishness is open to interpretation - he might not get your definition of freaky. *
38- Don’t hold grudges. No silent treatment. No whining or moaning.
Something's got to give he either gets # 18 or # 38 - his choice.
39- Avoid being harsh hearted and moody.
He's got to become a research scientist and figure out a cure for PMS first.
40- Respect him and his mom. They are all there is in your world.
See # 27 and # 29.
Ladies these are words of wisdom one should live by. And look they are 20 points shorter than the one for men!
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Brilliant ^
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
genius!
Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—
Mcpendo , you read too many short stories. Increase the fiber in your diet.
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Ridiculous 