40 Ways To Keep Your Husband's Love, —Guaranteed—

Jaanwar · October 6, 2009, 11:55am

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Well, white or not white is not the issue here. Smart enough to get the joke and otherwise is. I am sure you are smart enough to get that.

NYCGori · October 6, 2009, 12:23pm

Seems like these could be essentially summed up in 4 points:

The path to a man’s heart is through his stomach
Another equally important path to a man’s heart is in his pants (no offense to anyone; it’s a blessing within marriage, y’know)
Always be loving and respectful to his family
Focus on keeping a tranquil home atmosphere

Easy enough! You guys are so simple.

Gaia · October 6, 2009, 12:29pm

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^yes but im still putting him on a treadmill!

watches him run for some halwa purri:@:

NYCGori · October 6, 2009, 12:36pm

^LOL

Why not put him on the treadmill, hang some halwa puri from the ceiling right in front of the treadmill, and see how fast he can run for it!

Ladlee21 · October 6, 2009, 12:38pm

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^lol.

zena_uk · October 6, 2009, 12:45pm

Excuse me but it was CM that assumed it was due to my racial identity that I did not find it funny. I did not bring race into it, he should have questioned my metality not my origins.

zena_uk · October 6, 2009, 12:46pm

Double post

fairywings85 · October 6, 2009, 3:49pm

i dont think CM intended to offend u…

fairywings85 · October 6, 2009, 3:50pm

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but this thread is write funny lol..i love how all the emphasis is on sex..hmm

Monk · October 6, 2009, 3:53pm

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CM dude you got come with some thing equal and to this
“6-get up from your seat for your wife and say honey …I kept it warm for you…(thanks to the beans you cooked last night)”

MIAinVA · October 6, 2009, 4:00pm

HILARIOUS.

fairywings85 · October 6, 2009, 4:02pm

Monk · October 6, 2009, 4:08pm

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^:lifey: I know ehh

MIAinVA · October 6, 2009, 4:28pm

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you guys can be so gross sometimes… ewwwww

XChorniX · October 6, 2009, 4:39pm

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lol why thank you daactar CM

TLK · October 6, 2009, 4:55pm

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they dont sound like advices, that sounds like a wish list to me

Pseudonymous · October 6, 2009, 5:07pm

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wow..there are so many retarded ones, i’ll come back in a few to point them out.

MIAinVA · October 6, 2009, 5:17pm

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marwah… not so many… almost ALL of them are retarded… lol.
Especially the one “Be humble and a freak”… WTH does that even mean?!?

chanda_kh · October 6, 2009, 5:25pm

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the list (joke or not), is twisted…
men and their mothers tsk tsk…
connect the dots… “bedroom” “mothers” “satisfied” “dont care” “dont want to listen” “food” “sex”

TLK · October 6, 2009, 5:27pm

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O please chandaa .. now you are reading way too much into that ..