Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Inshallah Inzi will be completing his double century tomorrow. See you folks tomorrow - Allah hafiz.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
So does anybody still give a rat's ass if Inzi can speak English? It doesn't matter really. His bat does all the talking for him anyway.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
what... only 15 seconds highlights... :)
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
I was away for lunch. (It’s 1 PM here)
And I am very happy to see both batsmen not out at Stumps.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
who cares about his english as long as his bats does the talking he can speak in any language he wants in. if anyone from the tv production companies have a prob with his english then get them to get an interprator in.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Ofcourse its not India’s highlights where they show every 4 fifteen times.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Post No. 592 on Page 20:
All I can say is: :bhangra:
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Did anybody hear Arun Lal? That guy is so ****ing biased. Shastri predicted Inzi getting 100 and he did. Now when he was talking about Inzi getting 200, Arun Lal is like "Stop it ravi stop it!" Did anybody else hear that? I want to swing Inzy's bat at that biased mofo!
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Therez is some thing personal going on b/w commentators speacially mangraker :bash: always pointing ramiz now and then.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
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Yeh! I heard that freak interrupted shastri and said, “you really don’t want to see that happen” (When Shatri was saying that it would b good for Inzi to get a double) 
And I was saying to my self, why the commentators aren’t neutral any more?
Ramiz and Amir are way too polite with the Indians, like new kids in front of school bullies,
Go Inzi GO,
Pakistan ZindabaD - Baqi sab es kaybaD
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
:D Inzi's innings disallowed - High Court upholds humanitarian plea
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Bangalore, March 24th, 2005
Our staff coreespondent for gilli danda - Irfjee Kumbajankar
The upper court in this high tech capital of world Bangalore today upheld the pleas raised by the Hindian team who were paid and, along with about 45000 people who had paid real Indian Rupees to watch their team make biryani out of the visiting bakras.
Instead, the bakra turned on them. The proverbial hunted turned hunter. The bowling attack which normally stings the batsmen by boring them into getting the hell out, had an extra push - so much so that the bowlers themselves got bored and started imaging Aishwarya Rai and Zeenath Amman (depending upon their respective vintage) in their minds. As a result swing became curve and pace became (well leave it your imagination).
The perpertrators were said to be one Inzi the Hook and Younis the Hun. These two cross border warriors terrorized the grounds of the stadium and in particular had the master s of the bore aka the bowlers in tatters.
Asked what happened on hapless fan who had paid good money said "that's why we think there is tremendous synergy in the two teams and the countries merging - at the least in the short term, India should outsource bowling to some 1st world country where they're looking for jobs".
Aloopie Phatguy who had travelled all the way from Mysore to watch India thrash the visitor was in absolute rhapsody saying " did you see Farook Engineer" score 25 boundaries? No one near him had the heart to tell him that he had been smoking his pipe the wrong way the whole day. The fact he lost his glasses the previous day in a bar didn't help either.
The judge, after hearing the testimonies, ruled that it was particularly cruel of the Da Hook and Da Hun to commit this dastardly act after tempting the Hindians with 2 quick wickets in the morning under 10 runs. The crooks were sentenced to 4 weeks in a Hyderabadi call center sentence to be served after they both finish their triple centuries tomorrow.
from our crime scene reporter & Our staff coreespondent for gilli danda -
Irfjee Kumbajankar
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Inzi has given us enough ‘Salt’ to rub it into the Indians, and leftover to be used in Toronto for snow melt 
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
PS; ^ :masha-Allah; 
:k:
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Remember 281 for 2 in Kolkatta? Come back to earth. Don’t think the match is in your back pocket. The moment you do, it will come and bite you right in the ass. Pakistan needs to score 600 to save this match. Did I say ‘save’?. Yes.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Mashallah very well played Pakistan.
Inzimam has made all of us very proud, very proud indeed. He is the best batsman Pakistan has ever produced and one of top the game has ever seen.
I want him to score triple hundred tomorrow to make history unique.
Go inzi go.........
Younus its Inzi's 100th match so he deserves all the limeligth but well played u too.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
How much do you guys think would Pakistan be making in this innings? And is it going to be all out or if its going to declare the innings?
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
Hmmmm. You got a point here. We were all so excited by the excellent innings of Inzi and Younis today that we lost the “big picture”. If 2 batsmen play the innings of their lives and the other 8 throw their wickets away the efforts of Inzi and Younis would be worthless.
Allah naa karrai.
Re: 3rd Test - Thu 24 - Mon 28: March 05 Pakistan Vs India
We have just finished Day 1. Declaring or not will not be a question before lunch of Day 3.