Just a funny bulletin one of my friends posted.
When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, “Did you feel that?”
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”
Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say “Don’t yell at me woman!” and throw her into the wall.
K_Khan
June 29, 2006, 8:02pm
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one thing NOT to do in an elevator..
try to get out from roof, when power is down. :o
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LOL why…what happens?!
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Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Me being the one wearing the scarf, they’ll call NYPD in no time.
K_Khan
June 29, 2006, 8:05pm
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actually once i did..
otherwise UR Uncle could end up in two FALKED up peices. :o
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:(
Gizzy
June 29, 2006, 8:16pm
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28.) Fart :D
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^^ lol in thailand commercial, people in an elevator are all slim except an obese girl, a slim girl fart…and then suddenly everyone goes away from the fat one:eek:
that a commercial for a slimming drink
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phati, when i saw the thread title.....hmmmmmmm
one thing to do in elevator.....
bippppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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^^:eek:
danial
June 29, 2006, 9:37pm
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well whats missing is if you start jumping up and down and bouncing off the walls, the elevator will shake and people will try to hold you down and then you wont be high any more and
Arrrrrrrrrrgh, leave me alone, i m leaving
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well whats missing is if you start jumping up and down and bouncing off the walls, the elevator will shake and people will try to hold you down and then you wont be high any more and
Arrrrrrrrrrgh, leave me alone, i m leaving
sidz waves the pagal guy off
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator…
well whats missing is if you start jumping up and down and bouncing off the walls, the elevator will shake and people will try to hold you down and then you wont be high any more and
Arrrrrrrrrrgh, leave me alone, i m leaving
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dont you mean elavator sick
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yea right, it’s a new concept:D
thanks danial the waver
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you will be in a elavator not on a ship
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i’ve sniffed ppl when i’m on a pcked train and they’re getting out..
system
June 30, 2006, 12:01am
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Sara.. You weirdo..
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another one -press ALL of the buttons of the lift so it stops on every floor....it will really annoy people when they are getting late
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in karachi, pakistan
Was Uncle Faulker trying to be too much of a hero? 
will tell in sum other thread… in short I SERVIVED only by 5 inches.. :o
Noor you naughty girl!
There are alot of things you can do in an elevator.. But these are probably the best..
Did you get sniffed by people too? 
