Re: 27 things to do in an elevator...
after seeing the direction arrow of up or down, ask around if its going up or down. everytime ticks me off.
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator...
I can't believe farting has not been mentioned yet.** I love to fart in elevators**. Obviously, the best option is if there are more than two people on the elevator since then it is hard to pinpoint the point of origion of the fart in question.
It is also fun to leave a fart in an empty elevator. Bascially, when you think a fart is arriving soon, get on an elevator, fart, and then get out at the next floor. If you are able to fart on-demand, not unlike myself, it is even more fun.
Bascially, an enclosed space will work.
If you are unable to either fart on-demand or get to an elevator in time to releieve yourself, then try storing your fart in some sort of a bottle. My personal preference is a 20 once soda bottle, since it's compact enough to hold in the vigor of a particular instance (or several series of instances) of flatulence. Then, of course, just open the soda in an elevator.
Remeber to check if there are no small children behind the point from whereupon the fart will originate as farting in someone's face is not funny.
If you decide to copy this, you bear sole responsbility for everything that may or may not happen.
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator…
“fart on demand”…“fart origin” LOLLLLLLLL “as farting in someone’s face is not funny” …hahahhaha 
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator...
ay stewieeeeee where in DC are you at? =O
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator...
make love?
Re: 27 things to do in an elevator...
face the people on the elevator instead of the door