20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!

  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

  3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘In’.

  5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Then once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions…switch to Espresso.

  6. In the memo field of all your checks write… ‘For smuggling diamonds’.

  7. Finish all your sentences with ‘In accordance with the prophecy’.

  8. Don’t use any punctuation

  9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

  10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

  11. Specify that your drive-thru order is ‘To Go’.

  12. Sing along at the Opera.

  13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don’t rhyme?

  14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

  15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party cause your not in the mood.

  16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name…rock bottom.

  17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

  18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

  19. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go.’

  20. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

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:rotfl:

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i liked most of them :biggthumb:

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

:smiley: :k:

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

hahaha :rotfl:

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good.

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Not bad!

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

lol thanks! I actually tried a couple of these...and its safe to say that i'm insanely healthy!! hehehe...

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

HAHAH
i wanna try this one -- 18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

hahaha

Massan, do let us know what happened when you've tried that!

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lol

Massan, make sure they don't catch you and put you in the cage! I mean the jail! lol

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One can call himself on the cellphone from land line and answer "who is this, oh (add the girl name) where have you been, are you in town? Can I come visit you.. Make sure your wife is around!

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:rotfl::rotfl:

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:D

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Re: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

LOLLL

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