A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill out his
schedule.
The only one available was Wildlife Zoology.
After one week the professor gave the class a test. He passed out a
sheet
of paper divided into squares. In each square was a carefully drawn
picture
of some bird legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each
student to identify the birds from their legs.
The student sat and stared at the test and got more and more angry.
Finally he stumped up to the front of the classroom and threw the
test on the teacher’s desk. ‘This is the worst test I have ever
taken.’
The teacher looked up and said, ‘Young man, you have flunked this
test.
What is your name?’ The student pulled ! up his pant-legs and showed
the professor his legs and replied, ‘You tell me!’