zindgee ka ik bara masla

[redvelvet]

@P_G

sunna hay life one main BARAY BARAY zindgee kay masaail post hotay hain

ab pata nahi hal hotay hain ya nahi …

khair mera masla yeh hey k pehlay log mujhay daikh ker Ammi ko kehtay hain
haaaaaaaaaye yeh to app ki baitee lagtee hee nahi

halaankay ammi nay bataya bhi hay k main un ki baytee hoon

or ab mere baitay ko dekh ker kehtay hain

haaaaaaaaaaaye yeh to app ka baita lagta hee nahi hai

had ho gayee

to phir app ka lagta hai kia ? fuzool log

khair

haan to main aisai logoon ko kaisa Moun Tor jawaab diya keroon

???

You can either politely make the asker feel STUPID by:

1. Saying absolutely NOTHING to them…furrow your eyebrows…and STARE at them…with a “Could you be more stupid?” expression on your face. Then silently shake your head in disapproval (like Mommy shakes her head at a blundering child)…and then walk away.

2. Politely telling the asker, "Zaroori to nahin hai k har aulad ki shakal apnay maa baap say milay. Family k kisi aur fard par bhi shakal mil sakti hai (dadi, nani, chacha, mamoo, phoopo, khala, etc). Then make them feel even MORE SILLY by sweetly saying:

“Main hairaan hoon ka aap ne is baat k baray main bilkul nahin socha.”

3. Use the words “Lagta hi nahin” Examples:

Kyaa aap sawal poochne se pehlay sochti nahin hain? Mujhay lagta to nahin!