zindgee ka ik bara masla

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sunna hay life one main BARAY BARAY zindgee kay masaail post hotay hain

ab pata nahi hal hotay hain ya nahi …

khair mera masla yeh hey k pehlay log mujhay daikh ker Ammi ko kehtay hain
haaaaaaaaaye yeh to app ki baitee lagtee hee nahi

halaankay ammi nay bataya bhi hay k main un ki baytee hoon

or ab mere baitay ko dekh ker kehtay hain

haaaaaaaaaaaye yeh to app ka baita lagta hee nahi hai

had ho gayee

to phir app ka lagta hai kia ? fuzool log

khair

haan to main aisai logoon ko kaisa Moun Tor jawaab diya keroon

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

aap seedha tara bollay karein

mein apnay abba par houn,
yeh apnay nani par hain.

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

lol use a fist for ur jawab

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oon kee taraf mounh ker ke thook dain ..

Aaaaaaaakhhhhhhhhh thooooo

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

TLK > main ik muhaazab muashray ki shehree hoon

lakin main na abba per hoon a mera bita nani per hai konfused

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

hahahhaah

oh underhanded desi tactics

kitna cute baccha hai..

and then

aap ka baita lagta hi naheen hai

hahahahaha

desis baaz naheen aayen gaye..

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kehnay mein koi harg nahin hai

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

I have the perfect comeback for that… but dont think anyone would have the guts to say it

Time Pass - May
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Toba toba, P_G ko jhoot bolne kee targheeb na dain aap, please.

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

Jes say.. haaan app sahi keh rahi hain, kabhi kabhar mujhe bhi doubt hota hai LOLS

Time Pass - May
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Birth Certificate saath rakhnay say to behtaar hai na?

Time Pass - May
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This is what everyone used to say to my nani ammi. My mum takes after her father’s side of the family - rang gora, nazuk, subuk sai features, bhoorey baal.

My nani on the other hand was heavy set and rang was very dark. NO BODY believed that she was my mum’s mother. Yahan tak kai log unko kaam karney waali samajh the thain.

To this day (and my nani is now a great-grandmother) she still comments on how annoying it was.

I think her favourite answer was - “yeh meri shauhar ki beti hai” or “haan mein issey parosi kai ghar say utha layee” :cb:

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

lagta hai app bhi in hadsaat say guzray hain

VIG main app nick nahi bataate yahan app answer nahi batatee .. naraz

njgal ko chorain apna reply perhain app kis cheez ki tergheeb day rahay thay ?

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz rotfl

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Accha. well its kind of rude, but, if someone were to say that abt my child, i’d say “They look like your husband.” :smiley: (but only if the husband is cute)

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indeed, but i hear diff things
kitna cute baccha hai
looks like you :slight_smile:

aap kay masail ki nooyiat zara muqtalif hai :smiley:

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Re: zindgee ka ik bara masla

hahahahaha :slight_smile:

I'm attracted to my Phuppo's son
I'm attracted to my Phuppo's son
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You can either politely make the asker feel STUPID by:

  1. Saying absolutely NOTHING to them…furrow your eyebrows…and STARE at them…with a “Could you be more stupid?” expression on your face. Then silently shake your head in disapproval (like Mommy shakes her head at a blundering child)…and then walk away.

  2. Politely telling the asker, "Zaroori to nahin hai k har aulad ki shakal apnay maa baap say milay. Family k kisi aur fard par bhi shakal mil sakti hai (dadi, nani, chacha, mamoo, phoopo, khala, etc). Then make them feel even MORE SILLY by sweetly saying:

“Main hairaan hoon ka aap ne is baat k baray main bilkul nahin socha.”

  1. Use the words “Lagta hi nahin” Examples:

Kyaa aap sawal poochne se pehlay sochti nahin hain? Mujhay lagta to nahin!